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Only a marrying a girl with massive titties

can fix me.

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Kings, Marry a girl who can cook, because love does not last forever, beauty fades, but hunger remain constant

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Ek bade boobs wali wife toh mai bhi

deserve karta hu.

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Me: Kya kar rahi ho?

She: leti hu, aur tum?

Me: deta hu.

*Blocked*

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Her IQ was low, but her boobs were big.

Fir kya? Humare chote nawab ji ka dil aagaya madam ji pe.

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She: Ye dress mei kaisi lag rahi hi?

Me: Bina dress k zyada achi lagogi.

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A real woman is her man's personal pornstar.

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She: I don't like sexting and all that shit.

Also her: Accha uske baad kya karoge? 🙈

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"You are cute"

I would look cuter with your legs around my shoulders

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Khoobsurati toh chhodo, log meri baato se pighal jate.

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Bachpan mei zindagi mei thodi tension thi Ab tension mei thodi zindagi hai.

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She: Buri chize chhor do!

Me: Nahi chhor sakta tumhe, jaisi bhi ho thik ho mere liye!

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Life is short, so find your happiness.

I mean, find me.

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Aaj sheeshe me jab khudko dekha, toh mujhe ahsaas hua ki Duniya me masoom log abhi bhi zinda hai.

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Dip his balls in sugar syrup and call it gulab jamun.

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I went to the fridge to get a snack and you weren't there :(

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