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If I wish hard enough…

my brain just spat out what is simultaneously the best and worst potential end credit scene for fnaf

a bunch of cops are surveying the inside of the wreckage of freddy's. there's dead bodies. they're taking pictures. chatting amongst themselves. whatever. one guy in a detective style trenchcoat is standing off to the side. his back is to the camera. one of the cops breaks away and approaches the detective guy.

"so, what do you think happened here?"

"i'm not sure."

the entire audience freezes in horror as they realize. they know that voice. the camera pans around to face the guy, and slowly. matpat removes the sunglasses he's wearing indoors.

"but i have a theory."

smash cut to black. the theater collapses, killing me, in the audience, instantly--

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why they made bonnie look like a lost child in a grocery store

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Bigoted Christians always drone on about how the end times are clearly near when some law that embraces queer people is put in place. They cry about “the devil winning” when their bigoted asses get called out.

It never seems to dawn on them that maybe God isn’t on their side.

And it certainly doesn’t occur to them that maybe, just maybe… there is no God to pick a side.

Happy pride. Stay safe, especially all you demonic trans shadow creatures. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

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Fr I still have trauma

this is a wHAT story???? for wHO???

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Gender is crazy what do you mean I can’t compute

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girls when the owls are actually housing .

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Lmaoooooooooooooo

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Nothing like murdering a man together, as a family <3

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I agree completely.

I hope the leak isn’t right about this line.

Will does NOT call him babe

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🥐QUASO🥐

I've been waiting for someone to make this but I haven't seen it yet

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At least have male pornbots… like… some of us are gay

*out of breath* “So…many…pornbots..” *block*

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The French really don’t fuck around.

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this is the boiling isles’ form of homophobia. terra wants to be a homophobe so badly but homophobia doesn’t exist in the isles so she had to settle for the closest thing they have: making fun of band kids

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I find it odd how many people seem to find it strange Luz's palisman has "main character energy" like Luz isn't the main character. Like, yeah. Her palisman will have main character energy. She IS the main character. I know the Fandom and the show sometimes forgets that, but she is. Of course her palisman would have its own abilities, she's the damn main character of the show. It'd be weird if hers wasn't unique in some way.

"Well no one else's palisman can shapeshift". True, but no one else's palisman was hatched from an egg. I'd say Luz's palisman is probably very different from a normal one because of that. If anything, Luz's palisman beingg very different from a regular one makes sense because she created it in a way that was drastically different from the usual method. It's like her magic. It's done in a different way than everyone else. Also, Bump's palisman turns into a hat that fixes his vision, and no one finds that odd. Maybe palisman just have certain abilities depending on what their owner or creator NEEDS them to have.

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That’s a good option, but it seemed like he saw Luz. (He reached out for her) If Titan boi was normal sized, Luz would probably be able to see him, but he would probably miss her. Plus, I don’t think the goop dimension even reaches that far up.

You know… golden boi looks like a Titan. My issue is that he’s kinda small… but you know who look like titans, have a fancy Collector stone to access the in-between dimension, and lack the typical titan height? Titan Hunters…

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You know… golden boi looks like a Titan. My issue is that he’s kinda small… but you know who look like titans, have a fancy Collector stone to access the in-between dimension, and lack the typical titan height? Titan Hunters…