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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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cinema sins guy simply does not have the joy and whimsy of cinema wins guy

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T. J. Eckleburg

(cover free version on my profile!!)

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I am incredibly honored to be invited! I will bring some quesadillas!! I've been practicing making my signature recipe, so ignore some burnt spots. 👀

@jezifster @bruh-im-aggro @two-girls-who-read @angelasscribbles

@catchymemes

would u like to have a picnic :3 i’ll cut fruit :3

yes!!! ill bring all the bread and baked goods !! ^_^

who else is coming ? :D

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the people have spoken. cyratiertice be upon ye 👊

edit forgot to add!! they have matchign necklaces ^__^

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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#PLSSS this is hilarious #lol my leitmotif when I lose my train of thought adds an epic chord progression, but doesn't resolve #when I'm confused (which is quite often), i'd like to think that a chromatic scale is added and honestly kind of ruined bc I do be having a hard time understanding things

I see the price of groceries and my leitmotif changes to minor key

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#this is oh too real

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#ok linguistics slay #kotlc

wʌt ɪf aɪ toʊld ju ðæt aɪ stɑpt pɹɜsɪŋ bʌtənz?

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“you drool when you sleep” nah dw percy me too

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#”hey, look! She’s finally writing that… nope, just another in-depth headcannon.” #”when will it be cannon?” #”that’s what I’ve been asking for years!”

My characters when I actually write for once:

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“IT ALWAYS FIT’S. EVENTUALLY”.

Welp, I’m kinda late to the party (I always kinda forgot to post my stuff here on Tumblr), but the first teaser for the show came out, and gooods, I can’t wait for it’s release. I still been seeing a lot of people talking about the cast, and not being very nice about it (to say the least), especially about Leah. So I wanted to remind this to everyone who’s still unsure about the cast. I can’t wait to see the three on them on the show <3

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when percy jackson said, “you’ve done more for me in the past few days than my father has done in my life. if i’m sticking with anyone..” and when kaz brekker said, “no saint ever watched over me. not like you have.