29 . They/She . Hufflepuff . Queer as fuck . Witchy as hell . PNW
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I assure you, it's already happening in smaller stages. My partner has found the porn I wrote and posted for Tokio Hotel Fanfiction when I was 15. We are both about 30. They're having a grand ol' time. 😭😂
so anyway i found my moms xfiles fanfiction from the 90′s
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Sorry if you have to see ads, here's my cat Cassie to soften the blow
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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
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androgyny calls my name but unfortunately I look like this
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God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe
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Sirius and Remus would be that couple who mouth-feed each other in public. Cute little bites. Sirius will take a piece of chocolate, bite off half, then turn to Remus like, “Open up, love.” And Remus?? Will lean in without hesitation, like this is a perfectly normal form of affection.
All their friends: Horrified noises James: “You need to be stopped.”
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