killadelphias

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I think tumblr would be better if there was a random 1/100 chance anon asks didn’t work and the asker’s identity was revealed.

hold on i think you’re onto something

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we talk a lot about the absurdity of fanfiction and smut tropes in the modern day but not enough about how women in the 60s were coming up with "firebreathing space horse telepathically makes you gay" before the invention of the email.

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The upshot of people demanding others put their age in their bio is. Frustrating. And annoying. "What if you're a minor" what if I'm old enough that I was raised not to put my goddamn personal information on the internet. What if that.

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not even a love triangle anymore gang that is a line. pointed one way. with someone facing the OPPOSITE way

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i said what i said

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Does he know how to kick flip?

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Oh what's that? You only read books with lots of "spice" in them? Well then I've got a great one for you, practically the whole plot revolves around "spice". Ahem. In the week before their departure to Arrakis,

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Hey bro please delete that aesthetic picture of a drainage pipe you reblogged OP said something racist in 2007

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"What are you gonna bring to our company" being on tumblr on company time

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the artist of the summer is bruce springsteen again??? wow springsteen summer 51 years in a row!

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so true bestie

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we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

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Tumblr really needs a "dont ever show me this post again" option

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they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day

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