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she'll hide your pain, and secrets too and all your joy, and all your spark
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shoutout to that one person who reblogged my old special interest post and in the process reminded me of my special interest (skm)
welcome back to skm posting hours, on your local neighborhood skm-url-having blog. it’s been a minute. I’ve missed being unwell about this play
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welcome back to skm posting hours, on your local neighborhood skm-url-having blog. it’s been a minute. I’ve missed being unwell about this play
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a skm thought: I don’t like when people act as if it’s canon that Tilly committed suicide. it’s not. it’s hinted at in canon, yes, and analysis can further hint at it, but it’s very important that we don’t know. She dies in a car crash. And more importantly, she dies at the same time as both her parents, which implies that it isn’t suicide. It just bothers me when people treat it like a fact, yknow? Hardly anything in She Kills Monsters is a fact, but that’s a whole different post.
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People always talk about the numerous downsides to immortality (getting trapped forever, watching your loved ones die, slowly loosing memories etc) and long living races/creatures (elves, the fae, aliens, spirits), but no one ever mentions the upsides. Like the fact that if you stay friends with a family for several generations, eventually you could literally make up anything you want about their lineage. Why wouldn’t they trust you? They literally NEVER got to experience a time in their life when they DIDNT know you. What’s that? Little Susie wishes she was a princess?
Well guess what, she is! Courtesy of your GOOD friend her late great great aunt, a foreign princess of a small no longer existing country who you personally helped flee an arranged marriage. Little Jorden just hit you with a wicked diss and you need a comeback? Well look no further than the fact that his great great great grandma used to call you Daddy.
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it's really funny how the NYPD perp walked Luigi Mangione as an obvious power play so they could pretend they're badasses but instead they just look like they're leading Jesus to the cross
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my wife and I saw you from across the roundtable and we liked your sniveling pathetic vibe and wanted to invite you to our castle to wage a slow psychosexual war on you
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yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and
look
LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN
THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
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Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas! Feltnix style!
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therapist who is trying to run the clock out: so tell me more about how naruto has affected ur life
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How are we feeling today folks. I’m celebrating by speed running turnabout samurai so I can play turnabout goodbyes
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