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age reveal after everything they went through? wack
#LMFAO#my first rook was also quite young and imagining the reaction was always so funny#dragon age veilguard
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
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馃Cozy day in the Fade
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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now
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people are calling my blade made of moonlight that exists only as an illusion bullshit. they say "how can it ignore my shield, as if it wasn't there" and i tell them that it is a blade of illusions. then they ask me "how can a blade of illusions cut through my flesh, that which is surely more real" and i explain that the role of a blade is to cut flesh, and my weapon is most certainly a blade
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when neve has a crush
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they need to give me a sword, one so holy it's very presence burns those filled with evil. and then i need to corrupt it, turn it inert, into a simple heavy blade bereft of it's once holy power. i will bathe it in the blood of the innocent and kind, until the once glorious songs of battle sung by the blade are replaced with cries of sorrow. and thn ill hauve sex wth it
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i deal so incredibly well with change!!! my natural reaction to it is just so positive!!!! i really take it in stride!!! i don't even give myself migraines and gastrointestinal issues and night terrors!!!!
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Is this anything
#the minecraft poem actually makes me so emo man#well ive also just been in an mc phase and emo lately lol#when work sucks so you go back to reminiscing on what used to be!#and dig block :)
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the maximum ride books are so fucking insane. james patterson wrote down literally whatever he wanted about a group of weird bird kids, threw in some wild plot about eugenics or global warming or nuclear winter or whatever, did not edit or proofread the manuscript, and then sent it to his publisher. he did this nine times. not once did anything in them make sense. and the books had a CHOKEHOLD on middle schoolers everywhere
#WHAT#i was reading this post about to make a comment like haha yeah i was one of those middle schoolers this book had a chokehold on#but there was a movie directed by JENNA MARBLES??
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the anesthetic apparently hasn't fully worn off yet
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