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penguins vs giant petrel

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Happy Birthday Miss Bailey ❤️

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POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITY 

and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!

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Frozen II Teaser Trailer (x)

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times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”

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my uncle wants to give me a lil cottage in Idaho for free and honestly I might do it…. how perfect would that be??? It’s gorgeous on a hillside and has a fruit tree orchard and I’d start my own little garden and just do art all the time like ok how perfect ????

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I'm very interested in hearing more about the undersea dramatic vampire now

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

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My name is Keithosaurus.

Based on @crystalklances “Of Bad Boys and Cute Charms.”

Please take good care of your Keithosaurus ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

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The Original Meeting for The Prince and Snow White, from the original 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs comic strip, released weekly, beginning December 14, a week before the film’s premiere.

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NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.

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ok there’s a new series on youtube called esluna: the first monolith that’s like a studio ghibli movie and avatar the last airbender with this badass lady that was ANIMATED BY ONE GUY BY HIMSELF holy shit???????

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I’ve always wanted to do a Wall-E AU but never had the time to do it until now XD. 

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my type of MacBook aesthetic

(Credits to Nebuloous on Red Bubble)

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Klance AU Concept:

While visiting home during a short school break, Lance manages to buy a Switch after saving up for several months, plus an RPG game he’s been itching to play for forever. His twin Rachel, who loves playing dating sims, pesters him to let her borrow the console so she can play a game she’s been wanting to play as well, but of course Lance plans to fully enjoy playing his game on the console he bought, although he has to wait until he’s back at the Garrison since the McClain household is a very busy household (plus he has to make sure he hides his new Switch from Rachel).

Once he gets back to the Garrison, he excitedly brings out his Switch and his still unopened game, but once he opens the latter’s package, he finds out that the cartridge inside wasn’t the one he thought he’d bought. Instead, it was one labeled “Tokimeki Marmora” (heh). The title isn’t familiar to him, but once he boots it up on the console, he discovers it seems to be a dating sim (he’s had several years of watching Rachel play tons of them to be able to tell).

Lance is of course annoyed and thinks it’s Rachel’s doing, but when he calls her up to ask her where she’d put the actual cartridge for the game he’d bought, she insists she has no idea what he’s talking about. And so, Lance is stuck with a game he didn’t want to play and having to save up again to buy another.

But after one exhausting and frustrating school day (probably crashing the simulator and getting told off by Iverson again), Lance decides to half-heartedly boot up the game to pass the time. Rachel was so addicted to dating sims, so there must be something good about them right? he thinks.

The game’s prologue tells him about a secret alien society in space called the Blade of Marmora, which was involved in fighting against an alien empire, and although Lance doesn’t want to admit it, soon he finds himself very interested in the game’s story. Unlike Rachel’s games that he was used to, his game doesn’t tell him much about the premise of the “heroine”—only telling him that he holds the secret that the Marmora have been searching for and want to use as the key to defeating their enemy.

Somewhere in the story (Lance refusing to admit he’s gotten hooked on a dating sim enough to play it in the middle of one stormy night), Lance meets a masked Marmora member and is made to choose whether to go with him during an escape sequence. Lance chooses yes and the Marmoran leads him (or at least, his character) to some sort of chamber with a pillar of bright light that would supposedly take them to safety. But right at the moment the Marmoran—Keith, Lance learns—takes his (character’s) hand to lead him to the light, a bright flash of lightning appears outside with a loud clap of thunder, making Lance slip off his bed in shock right as the lights in his room go out.

It takes a couple of seconds for him to gather his wits, and he groans as he realizes he lost his grip on his Switch in his surprise. He gropes around in the darkness for it, wishing hard that it he didn’t throw it too hard and damaged it when it was still new, when his fingers brush against…an arm?

Lightning flashes outside his window again, enough to give his room a moment’s worth of light, and Lance stares into the glowing marks of the mask worn by what moments ago was just a character inside the game he was playing.

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2019 is the year asexual and aromantic peeps start loving themselves. No more listening to a discourse made up by hateful people. We know who we are, and we can be stronger than them. We will embrace ourselves. I’m speaking it into existence.