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Howdy, y’all! I’m not dead!

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My tics have been getting a lot worse, so I will be taking a short break. I hope you all can understand!

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Tic of the day!

• Day 27 •

Me: *picks up scissors* “I HAVE A KNIFE!”

My grandma: “....no, those are scissors.”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 26 •

“The constitution of prostitution!”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 25 •

“My race is homeslice. Are you racist against homeslices?”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 24 •

“I’ll vomit on a comet.”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 23 •

*smacks friend’s dog’s butt* “Yeah! Smack that ass!”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 22 •

“I’m wearing a straight jacket! ...but I’m not straight... a gay jacket!”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 21 •

“Your mom’s a whore and she fucked my door! Woah!”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 20 •

“You know that feeling of dread? THAT’S SCHOOL!”

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• Day 19 •

*squeezes eyes shut* “I can’t see.”

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• Day 18 •

“The sky is pissing.”

(It was raining.)

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Tic of the day!

• Day 17 •

“I like dust!... on my pizza crust!”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 16 •

“Hey! If you don’t stop, I’m going to make your penIS into a penWAS!”

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• Day 15 •

“I’m in me mum’s car— vbroom vbroom.”

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Tic of the day!

• Day 14 •

“I don’t have Tourette’s, I’m just mean.”

I very much dislike this one.

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Tic of the day!

• Day 13 •

“Bark bark, I’m a bitch.”