IMAGINE FOR A SECOND thor having a crush on bruce and asking the hulk for advice bc who knows bruce better than hulk?
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The Hulk noticed that something was off about Thor when he came for their weekly sparring. He wasn’t hitting quite as hard and he seemed to be somewhere else, to the point Hulk managed to land a few hits that would have easily been blocked.
“Thor gone.” Hulk grunted as Thor picked himself off the ground, dusting off his knees.
“Gone? What do you mean gone, I’m right here.”
Hulk grunted again, frustrated. Thor watched him thoughtfully as as Hulk reached up and put his hand to his head before making a soft ‘boom’ sound and making wiggling his fingers to imitate an explosion.
“My, my head is gone?” Thor asked, confused.
“No! Thor gone!”
Thor looked at the ground puzzled. “Gone, gone.” He muttered to himself. “My head is, is gone, somewhere else? Oh, do you mean my head is elsewhere? That I’m not paying attention?”
The Hulk made an affirming sound and turned to pick his hammer up from the ground. “Training done. Thor gone.”
“Wait!” Thor said.
Hulk turned to him, intending to tell him no again, but he saw Thor looking. Strange. He had the same face as when Hulk showed him where the quinjet was on Sakaar.
“What? Why weird face?”
Thor clapped his hands together awkwardly. “My face isn’t weird.”
Hulk made an impatient noise in the back of his throat and made to walk away again, only to be halted once again by a fumbling God of Thunder.
“Wait, there is something, I need your input on.” When the Hulk didn’t leave Thor took it as an incentive to continue. “It’s about Banner.”
The Hulk made a bit of a face, his bottom lip jutting out in a slight pout. Banner was still a bit of a sore subject, they’d been working on their shared dynamic and come to a bit of an understanding but it was rocky at best.
“What Banner?”
“W-well you see, I, I’ve found myself in a bit of a predicament. In which I am, finding myself to be, quite fond of Banner. I am unsure of how to speak to him of my affections, and I thought, who knows Banner better than anyone. I was hoping, you would be open to helping me?”
The Hulk gave Thor a calculating look, and in the back of his mind the was a slight twinge of awareness.
“Banner likes puny God. Tell him.”
Thor nearly dropped stormbreaker, his cheeks flooding with color. “Truly? He does?”
Hulk nodded, a bit slower than usual, like he was considering something. “Both do.”
Thor grinned, delighted. “This is wonderful news! I will- Wait.” Thor paused, turning to look back and the Hulk incredulously. “Did you just say both? As in the two of you?”
The Hulk crossed his arms defensively, looking a bit like a put out child. “Yes.”
Of course he was surprised when Thor’s smile grew even wider. “Oh Hulk! That is even more wonderful news! I wasn’t sure if you were, not to say capable but, interested really, oh this just keeps getting better!” Thor said enthusiastically, grabbing Hulk’s hand and kissing it gently.
“We’ll have to discuss this more thoroughly of course, and get Banner’s opinion but I am delighted!” Thor babbled. “I’ll have to make preparations and courting gifts, and-”
The Hulk cut Thor off by grabbing his face, covering his mouth but in a way that was gentler than he had in previous instances. “Idiot God. Talk to Banner.” He murmured.
Thor paused, a flicker of understanding in his eyes before he pried the Hulk’s hand away. “Yes of course! I will see you again at a later date. Until then!”
The Hulk grunted slightly and Thor watched, still slightly in awe after all this time, as Bruce returned, gently swaying on unsteady feet. He blinked at Thor as soon as he had his bearings and offered him a tired smile before, he was swept off his feet with a surprised squeak as Thor spun him around excitedly.
“Oh Banner! I have wonderful news!”
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thinkin a lot about abt a pacific rim au with my lads thor n bruce where thor n loki are copilots and bruce works in j-tech
loki is a lil shit who is difficult to work with and one day just decides he can’t deal with thor being in his head anymore n quits
but there’s a threat of a double event so thor is desperate to find someone compatible and bruce is compatible but bruce is like hey idk if i want to do this
but when they drift they r super compatible and it’s v cool and it’s like BAM look at these boys GO now let’s punch some kaiju
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ok so i’ve seen a lot of people speculate the possibility of thor and bruce interacting in avengers 4...and it’s safe to say that by analysing things from infinity war and according to filming info.....the chances of thorbruce in a4 is good. here is the evidence
bruce’s pained voice when he tells tony, “thor’s gone”
thor’s grief over losing pretty much everything dear to him includes bruce/hulk. it’s explicitly stated that bruce thinks thor’s dead but it’s proper to assume thor wasn’t aware bruce/hulk survived the thanos attack either
so both of them thinking the other was dead coupled with their relationship development in ragnarok all led up to thor’s entrance in wakanda and the fact that bruce played more of an important role in it in comparison to the other avengers.
we first see black panther and cap getting absolutely rekt by the outriders but it’s not until bruce is shown struggling in the hulkbuster and shouts, “there’s too many of them!” followed by him literally screaming, that thor shows up and blasts them all.
also to the people who said that thor had no idea that the battle was in wakanda so bruce’s cries led him there...like a soulmate thing....ur so valid
anyway that iconic shot of thor, rocket and groot is immediately followed by the happiest shout of joy from none other than bruce himself: “Ha HA!1 YOU GUYS ARE SO SCREWED NOW!!!!”
not only is bruce the most supportive bf but the pure exhilaration and relief that he is in fact alive from this one line speaks volumes i’m js
thor and bruce both survived the snap and it’s a given that hulk will be in a4
tessa, mark and chris have been spotted filming together (#bless)
meaning we are going to see the dynamics developed in ragnarok in avengers 4 for sure
meaning thorbruce
they’re in love
the end
thank u
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chris hemsworth filming all of the iw cast on stage and each of them making a face or waving toward the camera, but mark ruffalo blows a kiss instead, is a mood
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