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i’m surviving solely on day dreams and fantasies at this point

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My life and mental health: Crash and burn

Me at the centre of the flames:

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*slow clap*

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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Trying but adorably failing to cook each other food date??? Watching a movie while cuddling under the blanket date??? Trying to draw your significant other date??? Acting out your favourite book/movie scenes date??? Pillow fight date???

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

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In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.

Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’ This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 

That would be my kind of story.

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In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.

Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’ This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 

That would be my kind of story.

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In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers:  princesses and wizards.

Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’ This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her. 

That would be my kind of story.

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I DO THIS ALL THE TIME!!

“Fuck you my child is completely fine.”

Your child has full length and ongoing conversations with their-self pretending they’re talking to fictional characters and said characters are responding to them.

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Hero: You fought very well back there.

Villain, who’s never been praised before and doesn’t do well with compliments: *awkwardly* Thank you?

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

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This post is back! And one person I know was asked this question and she said, “the evil Cheeto”

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Hi tumblr? What’s the difference between ‘yes.’ and ‘yes’??

Like?! I’m feeling Very stupid right now.

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This is revolutionary. Everyone must now follow this.

new proposition: instead of going back to using 'lemon' again, let's use a different fruit this time

I'm thinking... Apple

please remember to tag all your naughty posts with 'Apple' from now on

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PETER PARKER beat Dr. Strange in a dimension HE CONTROLS because of MATHS! Because he’s smart.

I am so hyped.

Also. Daredevil! Venom! Wanda!

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Oh my poor Peter. He lost everything, He has lost his parents, his Uncle Ben, his mama spider and Mr. Stark.

Now Marvel made him lose May and MJ and Ned too!! You can’t do that to my poor cinnamon roll. I BROKE when I heard him pleading with May to wake up. You hear me, I BROKE.

He even lost his brothers and no one remembers him. Not Pepper, not Morgan, not Happy, not Ned and MJ, not MIT, not midtown, not the other avengers, NOBODY!

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⚠️ Spider-Man: No Way Home Spoilers ⚠️

This movie is a f*cking emotional roller coaster.

Like one moment I’m vibrating in excitement and the next I’m so effing sad. I cried THRICE.

Like Matt Murdock! Daredevil!

OMG! Three Spider-Man’s! (Literally like in my theatre people were whooping)

Fuck you JJ Jameson.

Ned like omg you have magic?!

MAY! NO! NOT MAY!!!

Fuck you Strange, it’s not Peters fault.

No please. Don’t make them forget. No.

MJ…Peter tell MJ and Ned.

OMG, the post-credit scene. Venom! Wanda! Yess.

Why, Marvel?