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Pranking Heichou 3

Blackmail on Heichou- LevixReader

It's been a few days now since you pranked Levi again. You and (B/F/N) had been hiding away again in one of the town's close by, successfully avoiding Levi, not that you'd even seen him. It appeared he was just very bad at hide and seek. Or he was here and you just couldn't see him... He is very short...

The past few days you'd been waiting for the whole thing to blow over and wait until the perfect time to go back. Which was now as you both had gotten bored with just joking about with a few locals. So, this is how you found yourselves in the training grounds after having just arrived back at base. You were with the 104th training corps reminiscing about the last prank and catching up on what had happened since.

"So, did short stack do anything?" (B/F/N) asked the cadets in front of you two.

"No. Nothing. He ran after you then gave up. He's been awfully moody though, more so than usual..." Armin admitted after thinking about it. Levi didn't do a thing... Something's not right, you thought.

"See, I told you. It's always an empty threat when it comes to us." Your friend announced happily. "Or just you, (Y/N)." She said strangely, eyes focused on nothing as she contemplated whatever crazy theory she had now. No, (B/F/N) thought, Maybe the corporal has a crush on (Y/N). That'd explain why he agreed so suddenly to the prank with Hange, and how he'd kept a grip, a very sexual grip, on her as well when we arrived after the first prank...

"You alright?" You asked your friend, seeing she was deep in thought.

"Yeah. Fine. Just wondering." She answered. Before you had a chance to question her further though, you notice a rather short angry mouse coming your way... Wait, shit, that's the Lance Corporal!

"Crap!" You both said at the same time. You stood your ground this time, seeing as you might as well get the confrontation over with...

The next few days, you both spent all your time in the stables. You were banned from the mess hall and any activities except for training, which you didn't do, and cleaning, which you had no choice in now. The Corporal had berated you for an hour about you two being 'immature' and 'childish'. Let's just say he wasn't exactly impressed when after his rant, you'd replied 'Thank you.'. He'd proceeded to shout at the two of you, not that you were listening, and had issued you with two months of stable duty as well as cleaning whatever he said. And he banned you from the canteen, only ever bringing you some leftovers after everyone had finished. The evil bastard. Levi for the past week had watched you both like a hawk and had shouted at you every time possible.

But, (B/F/N) thought that Levi was being more lenient towards (Y/N). Giving her easy chores and not really mentioning it when she hadn't listened to his orders. Her on the other hand... He wasn't her biggest fan. But your friend had come to the conclusion that he was very much yours. Of course, she hadn't mentioned this to you. Yet. She did find out though that Mikasa's boyfriend... I mean, brother... Eren, had come to the same conclusion awhile ago.

"So the corporal likes (Y/N)?" You asked the titan-shifter in front of you.

"Think so. He's always nicer to her. Or as nice as he can be without making it too obvious." Eren answered the prankster in front of him, thankful that he could talk about this secret with someone. He'd been sworn to secrecy after all.

"But how are you sure?" Your friend asked, raking her hand through her hair in frustration at not knowing.

"I heard Levi and Hange talking about it..." Eren answered without realising and once he had, his blue...green... blue... his eyes widened like saucers. "I...I wasn't meant to tell anyone that... Fuck." He whispered.

"What? Tell me everything now Eren..." Your friend ordered, holding onto his shoulders. (B/F/N)'s eyes gleamed with the new gossip she'd just heard... and the possibility of having some blackmail on the corporal finally. "If you don't, I'll use that blackmail (Y/N) and I have on you..." She said frighteningly, eyes burrowing into his soul... The girl was very persuasive when she wanted to be. Eren was more scared of her than Levi.

"Okay. Look, about a month ago, I heard Hange and Levi talking about you two and Hange told Levi he should admit his feelings to (Y/N) but he said there was no point as she apparently doesn't feel the same. Then Hange was there trying to make him admit, when I finally realised what they were talking about I slammed the door open whilst I shouted, 'Corporal has a crush on (Y/N)'..." Eren admitted slowly, recalling the day he discovered Levi Ackerman's biggest secret...

"And how did that work out for you?"

"Once, they both got over the shock of me knowing, Levi kept denying it and also at the same time threatening to kill me if I ever told anyone..." Eren announced, remembering the pain of the punches Levi threw.

"So Levi likes (Y/N)?" Your best friend said to herself mischievously while thinking about the new found information...

An hour or two later, you and your best friend were in the stables, cleaning up again. You'd both gotten sick of the corporal's constant watching over you two so had decided to prank him... again. Because that's always a good idea. You had convinced Jean and Eren to distract Levi while you both were set to work on your latest plan.

The two idiots, Eren and Jean, were pretending to fight again, and were helping keep Levi away for a while. He had told you both to clean out all the waste from the stables, so you were. Pushing the final wheelbarrow along, you opened the door with one hand and brought in the last piece of the plan into the room. Levi's room. He hadn't told you a specific place to put all the horse shit and used hay so, in your defence, anywhere was fair game...

"He's gonna hate us..." You admitted, grinning to yourself at the prank ahead.

"I don't think so. I have a little trick up my sleeve." (B/F/N) said, smiling slyly.

Turning around, you raise an eyebrow at your friend, (E/C) eyes looking at your best friend with suspicion. "What..." You said but she interrupts you with a 'Can't tell you now, later.'. "Okay..." You say, almost to yourself. But quickly forget about it once you started moving the hay towards the little spaces you missed in his room.

Now finished a few minutes later, you both stand in front of the masterpiece, hands on hips. All over his room, there is hay and horse shit, courtesy of Jean, covering EVERYTHING! This would hopefully stop your punishment, or prolong it, either way didn't really matter to you, you just wanted to prank Levi.

As if on cue, you hear footsteps coming up the hallway, and both casually walk out of the room. Levi, Hange, Eren and Jean stand in front of you, Levi suddenly very aware of the fact you were in his room. Stepping away from the door, you allow him to walk through and see his room, basically fucked. Giggling to yourselves, you look over at the other three and start to laugh a bit too much for Levi's liking.

"Right... You pranked me... Again." Levi says, sounded defeated for a second before turning around and getting ready to kill you and your friend.

"You didn't specify where to put the waste so we thought you'd know where." You announce, still giggling to yourself.

Behind you, Hange is on the floor laughing while Eren and Jean get ready to leave quickly. Looking to (B/F/N), you start to walk away whilst she, confidently, walks towards Levi. Everybody in the room is frozen in their spots at the sudden unexpected turn of events but Levi recovers and goes to grab your friend but she stops him with a raised palm. She leans in towards the corporal and whispers in his ear something you can't quite understand. You see Levi's grey eyes widen in surprise and turn to you where you stand confusedly. He then proceeds to walk away, dragging Eren, Hange and (B/F/N) away with him...

"Well... that was weird..." You say to Jean as you two stand in front of the door, confused at what just happened.

"Yeah. Weird." He says before turning to you. "Do you know..."

"No idea." You admit. "Thanks for letting us use your family's leftover hay Jean." You say to him, ever so serious.

"No problem... Wait!" He shouts at the end, realising his mistake.

Running away laughing, you scream out loud, "Haha, Proof!", while Jean runs after you screaming, "I'm not a horse!", in denial. Still you wonder about what your friend said to the corporal to make him react in such a way. Hopefully, she'll tell you the secret soon.

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Pranking Heichou 2

Payback For Heichou-LevixReader

The last anyone saw either of you was when you were both running from Lance Corporal Levi... that was two days ago now. You and (B/F/N) had both agreed it was best for you to stay away for a while as you'd surely both be murdered after that little...event that happened. But after two days you'd both gotten bored so decided to face up to your actions... with another.

Anyone else would rather risk being eaten by the titans than going back to an angry Levi but you both knew that your work wasn't done just yet. Plus, it was hilarious. You'd spent hours laughing in your hiding spot in the middle of the closest town about it. Neither of you regretted it and soon came up with another plan.

So, this is when you both walked into the food hall, heads held up high and grinning happily, like you weren't just nearly murdered by the midget corporal. Making your way to your usual table, you sit next to your friends who were eagerly awaiting some, or any, news like vultures.

"Where the hell have you guys been?" Jean dramatically whispers to you both.

"Hiding from Levi of course." You answer, throwing you (H/C) hair over your shoulder.

"Well, don't worry. He blamed it on Levi in the end so you guys are fine." Connie announces from the other side of the table, shaking his head at what is bound to be Eren's punishment.

"What happened?" Your best friend, (B/F/N), asks, pleading for some gossip.

"The corporal got bored of running after you guys after, like, an hour, so when he came back he immediately asked anyone if they knew. Of course, Hange admitted to it but also forced Eren to. And, well, Eren got the worst of the two. Hange more or less got away with it." Jean says whilst chuckling to himself at Eren's expense.

You and (B/F/N) laugh at the thought, even if you are a little bit guilty. But whilst you're both laughing you don't notice the sudden sea of silence surrounding you. Not until your both roughly lifted from your seats and thrown to the floor whilst still having someone grab your collars.

Looking to your friend, your hair dangling down, you both look up into a pair of steel grey eyes staring down at you. Crap. You thought. Slowly, you raise a hand as a way of saying hey to Levi.

"Hey Levi. How's it going?" You say, before being roughly pulled up so his mouth is near your ear.

"My office now. I have a job for you both to do." He whispers so no one else can hear him before dropping you and walking away.

"What did he say? Does he want to fuck you because that looked oddly dominant in a dirty way." (B/F/N) says smirking to you after you realise Levi had thrown her to the floor yet still held onto you. Not that you really liked the corporal that way. You were too focused on pissing him off.

"He has a job for us, let's go." You mutter before grabbing her arm and pulling her with you.

An hour later you're in Levi's office, surprised to see everything cleaned to how it used to be. You'd discovered that Levi had come to a compromise that neither of you had a choice in about your 'punishment'. He wanted your help to prank Hange as she had moved all his furniture and things that you had swapped for smaller versions to the stables. Specifically the part where all the... waste is thrown to.

Being the two of you, you agreed heartedly. Already with a plan in mind. "Leave it to us, Shorty. We'll get her back. I've already got a plan that we'll need a volunteer for." You say, smiling evilly. Raising an eyebrow at your friend, she immediately knew what you were talking about... This was a great plan.

"Who do you need?" Levi asks looking directly at you and peering into your (E/C) eyes.

"You."

"No." He immediately answers. His stern gaze dropping to the papers in front of him.

"It'll be funny, all you have to do is dress as a titan. A baby titan to be exact." You utter, giggling to yourself.

"..Fine." He agrees after looking at you. That was easy. You thought to yourself, not expecting him to agree that quickly.

You'd sent (B/F/N) and Levi to go get a titan costume with the help of Armin and you went to get the others to help you with waiting for Hange and the plan and well, nothing really. In truth, you planned to just take the piss out of everyone in the meantime.

"Well, hello douchebags." You greet everyone around the table, sitting in the middle of the group when you arrive in the food hall. "Horsey." You say specifically to Jean to get a reaction.

"Funny." He says with a frown while Eren smirks across from you.

"Hey, do you know why you'll never get killed by a titan Jean?" You ask him but get no reply as he, and everyone else, looks at you with confused expressions. "It's because titans only eat humans, horses aren't on the menu." You casually say while smirking at him with Eren laughing in the background.

"That make so much sense Jean." Eren replies whilst laughing.

"Shut up Eren." Jean shouts angrily.

"Make me horse boy." Eren shouts, the both standing up. You can tell that this will quickly escalate into another fight between the two if you don't do something.

"Mikasa, tell your boyfriend to calm down will you?" You say, taking the attention off the two boys.

With shocked eyes, both Eren and Mikasa say, "We're not together." A bit too fast for your liking.

"Oh please. Eren, you're a titan right?" You ask, to which he nods slowly, not getting your thoughts. "I bet you love breaking Mikasa's walls, eh?" You ask, holding in a laugh yourself. Both him and Mikasa turn red-faced at the idea and are speechless for a few moments before denying everything. Around the table, everyone is full out laughing at your joke, something that probably won't get old fast.

After an hour or two of joking about, you mention the new prank for Hange and blackmail all to help you. Which is surprisingly easy as you and (B/F/N) both make it your mission to have dirt on everyone you know...Just in case. Soon your plan would be put into action... you just need to go get the secret ingredients only you and (B/F/N) knew about...

It was now time for your plan to be put into action. You were doing this as a request from Levi and it was this or chores... what would you have picked? So there you were, overlooking the forest below and the empty green fields. Levi was hiding behind some trees near the open area in the titan costume and stilts you'd fiund, thinking they'd help make him slightly taller. And Jean should be back any minute with an ecstatic Hange, believing that a baby titan was actually here.

Sasha, Connie, Armin, Eren and Mikasa were all positioned around the 'titan' and you could hear the sound of 3DM gear close by, signalling the arrival of Hange and the horse... I mean, Jean...

With a throw of a log to the ground from your hiding place in the trees. You signal the others to all start while you and (B/F/N) stand by with the rest of your prank. You see them all get into defensive positions but being careful to not get 'too close'.

"I have to say (Y/N). They're good actors. We should get them involved in our pranks more." Your friend mentions thoughtfully before you see Hange swiftly land down and run to the so called 'titan'.

Both of you lift your heads up to the major squealing sound down below. "Oh my god. She is so fangirling right now." (B/F/N) says before covering her mouth to stop her from laughing at the sight of Hange. She'd gone straight to Levi... I mean, the titan, and had started to squeeze it's cheeks together. Of course you both had anticipated this and knew that it'd only be a few more minutes until Levi would end up getting pissed off and revealing himself to an upset Hange.

And your predictions were right, it'd only taken five minutes for Levi to lose it and push Hange away, whipping the head part of the costume off and shouting at the, now distraught, Hange. She had always wanted a baby titan...

"This is payback shitty glasses. You ever try and prank me again and you'll get more than your dream broken." He says angrily, like a 5 foot something ball of fire, with bleach of course. Then, Hange starts laughing. You'd both known this would happen though, hell, you were counting on it, as you'd seen it when you pranked her before. She'd quickly see the funny side of it and end up crying in laughter.

Now it was your turn. While they were all laughing, you and (B/F/N) got hold of the secret ingredient of your plan and swooped in with your gear quickly so no one would notice you until the last minute. Then... splash. Two big buckets of mud had been emptied right over Levi.

Landing on the green grass, you both bend over laughing at the sight of Levi dressed as a titan covered in mud. Everyone else had joined you except for Levi who looked murderous...again. What did he expect? That you'd just prank Hange without pranking him too?... WRONG! You had to do it.

"Run now." He says quietly, so quietly you could barely hear him but the quiet rage was obvious.

"Here we go again." Your friend says before you both use your 3DM gear to get away quickly, leaving Levi behind to run after you.

"Haha. That shorty should have seen that coming." (B/F/N) says giggling. "Just because he's our higher up doesn't make him immune to our talents."

"What? Surely, we're all his higher ups. Being taller than him and all." You say seriosuly bursting into laughter, still running from the hobbit behind you. It looks like you'll both be hiding for a few days again...

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Pranking Heichou 1

Pranking Heichou-Levi x Reader

(Y/N)-your name

(B/F/N)-best friends name

(H/L)- hair length

(H/C)- hair colour

Today was the day. For weeks you and (B/F/N) had been planning the most epic prank the survey corps has ever seen. Both of you were known for your pranks and humorous nature and many cadets and squad leaders had fallen victim to your diabolical schemes. Everyone but one short lance corporal.

Levi. He was the only one who you had never played a prank on. Sure you both had called him shorty and said many jokes to him about his height and OCD tendencies, but a prank...he hadn't had the pleasure of knowing your skills yet.

But that was all going to change today.

"So do you understand what we need you to do Hange?" Your best friend, (B/F/N), asked the excited squad leader. You had explained your plan earlier to her and she had squealed in delight at the thought.

"Of course. I'll go with Eren to get all the supplies for this magnificent idea." Hange replied. She had helped you both many times with your plans and had even been on the receiving end a few times, although she took it in her stride and always managed to pay you both back.

You and (B/F/N) had been close friends with Hange ever since you joined the survey corps two years ago and the three of you had developed a close friendship during the years. But all of the survey corps knew of yours and (B/F/N) friendship. The two of you were inseparable and almost like sisters.

Growing up together, your families had been close yet after the fall of wall Maria you two were all that was left. So together you applied to join the army and had both come to the survey corps together once you graduated. Nothing could come between you two, not even the jokes you played on each other.

"Okay. You go do that and we'll just go and annoy the corporal." You say with a mischievous grin. Oh, this is going to be fun, you thought with a chuckle.

"Come on (Y/N). Let's go." Your friend says before pulling you along, your (H/L) hair flowing in the breeze. "Look. There's shorty."

Both of you innocently walk towards Levi and the commander, Erwin-who had also had the fortune to witness your pranks, and laughed along with you when you referred to his eyebrows as 'eyewows'. Most people couldn't help but smile at your antics, according to most it was infectious.

"Hey commander, hey lance corporal. How's your day going?" Your best friend says, feigning innocence.

"Cadet (Y/N), Cadet (B/F/N). How's your day?" Erwin answers casually, smiling politely at the two of you.

"Fine, thank you. Corporal," You ask, turning to Levi. "How's the weather down there?" You ask, as casual as you can.

Levi doesn't answer you, just sends a glare your way, warning you not to say anything else. Of course, neither of you listen to his silent threat.

"Yeah. I nearly didn't see you there corporal." Your friend mentions to the short corporal. Even though you were only a few inches taller than him, you both loved how easily you could annoy him.

"Corporal. Can I ask you a question? A serious question." You ask him, waiting for his acknowledgement of your question. Levi looks at you warily with squinted grey eyes, obviously knowing your question is nothing but another joke. He nods to you, motioning for you to continue. "Well, if you were to become a titan... Would you then be a regular sized person?" You ask while trying to hold in a giggle.

His eyes widen in shock before looking at you with distaste while (B/F/N) is already full out laughing by your side and Erwin is trying to hold back a chuckle.

"Sir. Do you have to use your 3DM gear to get onto your horse?" Your friend manages to say between her laughs.

"No, dude. He doesn't have a horse...he has a pony." You mention before chuckling along with (B/F/N).

"Both of you, stable duty." Levi quickly states before walking away angrily. Erwin follows after him quickly while you two just stand there laughing. The lance corporal didn't usually mind your antics as long as they weren't directed at him or that they made a mess.

"Are we actually going to do stable duty?" Your friend asked with an eyebrow raised.

You look at (B/F/N) like you've never seen her, thinking that the answer was obvious. These are Levi Ackerman's orders...of course you weren't.

"No." You scoff, shaking your head before both of you start laughing again. Levi always orders you to do extra chores but to you both it's just an empty threat.

From the corner of your eye, you see Hange waving at the two of you with Eren holding a few boxes full of supplies for your plan. Immediately you both walk over to her, still grinning from your conversation with the corporal.

"Hey. Did you get the stuff?" (B/F/N) asks Hange and Eren with a smirk.

"Yep. All of it." Hange says quickly, ready to get down to business.

"Okay. You go and distract Levi while we both go set it up...with the help of Eren." You say with a smirk at Eren.

"Can you guys not include me? I always get the worst of the blame when you two are involved." Eren announces exasperated. You always pulled him into the big pranks to help out with the moving. He can't get out of it either, you both sort of force him into it.

With a chuckle you both pull him away with all the supplies while Hange goes to distract Levi. On your way to his office, you fully explain the idea to Eren and by the end he's laughing along with you.

"Okay. This is a good one guys. But Heichou is going to kill you." He mutters worryingly.

"If he tries to come after us, we'll just climb up a tree or sit on a shelf. There's no way shorty can get us then." You mention with a smile.

All of you laugh then as you walk to Levi's office and open the door...only to find that it's locked. Damn, you thought whilst reaching for one of the pins holding your (H/L) (H/C) hair back. You can use it to open the door. After a few seconds of trying to unlock it, you hear a faint click and the door swings open to reveal Heichou's office.

"Right, let's get to work." You utter before all three of you go to work on your brilliant plan...

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Three hours later, and you finish with the final touches of your plan, and just in time too. You can see Levi making his way inside with Erwin and Hange from the window and quickly the three of you get out of there and run to the food hall.

"Phew, that was close." You say, breathing hard from the speed you just ran, before sitting down.

"Tell me about it. It'll be worth it though." Your friend says with a giggle.

"What'll be worth it?" Jean asks while he and the rest of the 104th training corps sits down on your table.

"We played a prank on Levi." You say with a tone of indifference, like it's an everyday thing for you.

"Oh my god. He's going to kill you three." Sasha comments with wide brown eyes at the three of you. Eren shakes his head while you two smile knowingly.

A minute or so later, and you finally hear the shouts of a certain short corporal discovering his new office...

Nearly all the cadets in the room run to the office of your latest victim, with you two in the front. Running up to the office, you and (B/F/N), along with a number of cadets peer into the office to find everything in disarray.

Everywhere around you, cadets are laughing at the sight of the shorty's office miniaturized. All the furniture and pictures had been replaced with smaller versions and even his clothes were smaller.

His whole body was shaking at anger at the sight surrounding him. His clothes were all replaced with dolls clothes and his furniture had all been replaced with objects from a dolls house. You even replaced his stacks of paperwork for small cards to emphasize the effect.

Whilst you were laughing, you didn't notice an enraged corporal looking your way. "Oh shit." You both said in unison before stepping forwards with your arms up in surrender.

"You two... are DEAD!" He shouts before taking a step towards you two.

"Okay. Calm down Levi. We'll fix it. Look watch we'll both clean it now." (B/F/N) quickly says before pulling out a bottle of bleach from her jacket. Now for the finale, you think before your friend spills the bleach all over Levi's office floor.

"What the fuck?" Levi shouts, his shoulders shaking with rage, barely containing his anger. "You made more of a mess!"

"But sir, is it really a mess... when it's done with cleaning supplies?" You ask him, before seeing him fall to floor and shouting at the two of you incoherently.

"I think we broke Levi." (B/F/N) states before everyone laughs at the scene in front of them. All of you laugh full-heartedly before noticing Levi glaring directly at you two with murderous intentions.

"You're both dead." He says before lunging at you both, but you both manage to get out of the way and sprint as fast as you can outside, far away from the little corporal running after you.

You both ran for hours, not realizing that Levi had taken to putting the blame on Eren as you two were nowhere in sight...

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Thoughts

SPN X Reader

Yet another long day at the bar and it still wasn't over seeing as I have, stupidly, taken the night shift. Great. The only customers left are the regular old drunks who always make me laugh with their over-exaggerated stories and the guys who were so drunk that they would hit on anything that moved.

3 years ago I started this job at the age of 18. Now I'm 21 and still here. Not that I'm complaining. I love my job, meeting new people everyday while I serve up drinks or write down their orders. It's just their thoughts that can be a bit of a problem. Ever since I was a kid, I could hear what others were thinking. It was a blessing and a curse at the same time.

The familiar sound of the large heavy door opening shocks me out of my thoughts and I immediately turn to look at the newcomers. Three guys walk in, examining the room before deciding to sit down at a booth a few steps down from the door.

I give the three men a few minutes to decide their orders. After they seem like their ready to order, I walk up to the booth with my pen and note pad in hand.

"Hi. Would you guys like to order yet?" I ask them with a smile whilst trying hard not to read their minds.

"Uh, a cheese burger and fries with everything on it, thanks." The guy with the short dirty blonde hair and dark green eyes says whilst obviously staring at my chest. I feel my eyebrow arch upwards at the guys blatant stare.

"I'll have a salad and some water please, (Y/N)." The tall guy next to him says after checking my name tag. He looks at me sympathetically when he notices the other guys stare.

"And you?" I ask the guy sitting opposite the two men.

"No. I'm fine. Thank you." The man in the tan tench coat replies in a surprisingly deep and rough voice.

"Okay, won't be long." I tell the trio before turning around and heading to the kitchen to put the order in. There doesn't seem to be anyone who needs my attention at the moment so I decide to have some fun.

Focusing on the three men, I listen to their thoughts.

'She's seriously hot. Her chest and ass… Wow! God, I want to see her naked right now.' The guy with green eyes thinks.

'Dean is such a pig. But I can't blame him this time.' The tall guy says, or thinks. I don't know if I should be disgusted or feel appreciated. I always find these situations awkward seeing as I'm a bit shy when it comes to these situations.

'We need to sort this purgatory mess out,' the trench coat guy says, 'Dean isn't helping when he's focused on every women we see. Even though I understand the temptation with this one.' Well, thanks, I guess. Wait, what's purgatory?

"Hey (Y/N). What you doing?" Tyrese, my bestfriend, asks. He walks behind the bar to sit beside me on the stool.

"Just listening to those guys over there." I tell him with a brief glance in their direction. Tyrese is one of the few people who know about my … gift. If you could call it that.

"Whoo. They are tasty." He says in his usual southern drawl. He, like the guy who I now know is called Dean, blatantly stares at the group. They are pretty hot, I must say. Especially the guy in the trench coat. His hair has that just fucked look to it, which I love. "What are they thinking?"

"How hot I am." I say with an awkward laugh.

"Well, who can blame them baby girl?" Tyrese asks rhetorically with a smirk whilst pulling my (h/l) (h/c) over my shoulder. I laugh at that. He calls everyone baby girl for some reason.

'Can't I get a day of peace without having to worry about monsters or demons or angels.' Dean thinks. What? Okay. I'm pretty sure he's crazy.

'How did I get out of purgatory? Was it God?' The guy in the trench coat who I hear Dean refer to as Cas says. God? They must be some religious fanatics.

"It doesn't matter anyway. They seem a bit crazy to be honest." I tell Tyrese who is at my side with a beer in his hand.

"Crazy how?" He asks, becoming intrigued now.

"Demons, monsters, God." I say whilst counting them of my fingers.

"Well. I'm out then. They ain't worth my time now." Tyrese quickly says before hopping off of his stool and walking back to the kitchen.

Ten more minutes and I hear all sorts of thongs coming from the group of three. They talk about hell, heaven, demons, angels, and more crazy things. I even learn that trench coat guy is an angel. But for some weird reason, I kinda believe them. I don't know why.

After hearing Tyrese call my name for the groups orders, i walk over to the three strange men and put down their orders. "One salad and water and a cheese burger with fries and everything on it. Anything else?" I ask the group.

"No. That's it." They all reply in unison with smiles pointing towards me. I walk away before, hopefully, they notice me blushing at their suggestive thoughts.

The two men dig in to their food quickly while the other follows me with his compelling bright blue eyes. I quickly catch his looks and he rapidly glances away, blushing slightly. I smile slightly at that before I notice the time and see that my shift is over now.

"Okay, Tyrese. I'm leaving. I'll see you tomorrow okay." I call to him while putting my black leather jacket on and pulling my (h/l) out of it's hood.

"Sure. See ya later baby girl." He shouts with his usual playfulness laced through his tone. Out of the corner of my eye I notice the three men looking at me but I walk past without acknowledging them and can't help but smile at the supposed angel's disappointment when he realises that I'm leaving.

I step out into the cold air and hug myself while walking down the street. Today definitely hasn't turned out how I thought it would. But who could guess they'd be asking an angel and heaven and hell's two most wanted people for their dinner orders.

[throne-of-embers-and-storms]

Seeing the Stars

Castiel X Reader

It was midnight and Dean, Sam and I had just arrived back at the motel. I look up to see the whole sky is blanketed in pure black without a star in the sky. Three months have passed since all angels fell from heaven and during that time I have joined the Winchesters on their hunting trips. I had to get used to human life fairly quickly once I fell and I still have many difficulties understanding the humans strange customs.

"Those vampires were a bitch…bar anyone?" Dean asks the two of us whilst already heading in the direction of the bar across the street from where we are currently standing. But suddenly, a metallic thrumming noise starts from the alley way to our left.

"Can you guys hear that or is it just me?" Sam, the younger Winchester, asks with a confused yet curious expression on his face.

"Never get a break around here…" Dean mutters quietly under his breath. The three of us start walking towards the alley where the noise appears to be coming from. At the end of the narrow aisle, a strange blue blur is appearing in and out of my vision. Is this some kind of demon trick?

The three of us inch our way to the strange sight ahead of us at the end of the alley, weapons in our hands. The blue blur takes a few seconds until it starts to materialize into an actual sight. A blue box with the words 'Police Phone Box' stand in front of me and it comes in and out of my view a few more times before it stops.

"Uh, Cas. Any idea here?" Dean asks me with wide eyes. I don't reply because honestly, I'm just as clueless right now. So instead I just shrug and the three of us start to move closer to the box ahead.

Out of nowhere though, the door is burst open by a man with a bow tie and shaggy brown hair who quickly takes in the sight of myself and the two Winchesters on either side of me as well as our, not so concealed, weapons.

"Uh, there's no need for weapons. I'm not here to hurt you." The man says with his hands slightly up as if in surrender. What is this blue box? I've never seen something like this. It just appeared... seemingly out of thin air.

"Who are you and what the hell is that?" Dean shouts at the man in apprehension and fear of the unknown.

"I'm the Doctor and this is the TARDIS. She's my ship. Who are you?" The Doctor asks.

"This is Dean and Sam Winchester," I say with glances at the two hunters. ", and my name is Castiel. I am an angel of the Lord." I say to the man in front of me.

"An angel? Well, I haven't seen an angel in centuries. Please come in. Let me show you around." The Doctor says, ushering us all into his TARDIS. Seen an angel? So he's met my kind before...

Who is this man? I have never heard of this Doctor, although he seems to know of my kind. Walking into the box, I look around and stop. I can vaguely hear Dean shouting how we won't all fit in here, but stepping into the box, I see that it is bigger on the inside. How? This technology is more advanced than humans possess. If only I was an angel… then maybe I could do something. But I do not believe this man wants to hurt us.

"Cas, man. Get out of there." I hear Dean shout from the outside. The Doctor leans against what looks like the control console of this contraption.

"Dean, Sam. It's fine. There's nothing to fear. We'll all easily fit." I shout back to the two brothers standing outside. "What is this?" I ask the Doctor who has gone to a screen behind me and is looking at it intently and focused.

Behind me, Sam and Dean slowly and anxiously walk into the Tardis, guns in hand. "Weapons away. You won't be hurt in here." The Doctor says with a glance at the two and a confused glance towards me. Why?

"Y/N, come in here. We have guests." The man with the bow tie exclaims out of nowhere.

"No need to shout. I'm here." A girl with (Y/H/C) hair comes bouncing down the glass stairs on my left. Wow. She's beautiful. I've never seen a girl like her. The way she walks with such confidence. "Who are these people Doctor?" She asks the man with a friendly smile.

"Y/N, this is Sam and Dean Winchester. They stopped the apocalypse." He says motioning to the two behind me. Wait, How does he know that? Both are still looking in awe at their surroundings when they finally notice the girl called Y/N. Their eyes are focused on the girl in front of us and both walk forwards to be closer. She is stunning.

"Hello." She says with a soft angelic voice."I'm (Y/N) (L/N). This is the TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside due to sciency things, but I'm sure the Doctor hasn't explained a thing to you, going by your expressions that is." She says with a laugh towards the Doctor. "I guess you've never been in a time machine before. Wait apocalypse?" She says with a shock at the end, changing the subject.

"Against Lucifer." I offer to her. Turning her head, her (E/C) eyes meet my ice blue ones and all over I feel a warm feeling.

"Lucifer. What like the devil?" She asks and I nod my head as an answer, not being able to keep my eyes off her. "Huh, I thought they were just old stories you know, hell, heaven. In the future, religion really isn't a big thing. Nearly non-existent. Oh and you are?" She finally asks for my name in a sweet voice. Religion isn't a big thing, the future?

"Did you say the future?" Sam asks the girl. Her head turns away from me before I can answer and she starts to talk to Sam. For some reason I feel disappointment and another strange feeling to her talking to another man.

"Yes. I'm not from this time. I'm from the 51st century and live in what you would call London. Doctor what's going on?" She asks confidently. Her eyes shine with hope and dreams... and even a bit of rebelliousness.

"I found them outside. I've been wanting to meet you three for a long time. The ones that stopped armaggedon and that fight between the two archangels." The Doctor says whilst rapidly turning to us. His eyes are blazing with curiosity. "You've never met an angel have you (Y/N)?" He asks the girl.

"No. I haven't. Why? One of you aren't angels are you?" She says with the same curiosity in her bright (E/C) eyes as the Doctor. Her eyes shift amongst the three of us.

"My name is Castiel, I'm an angel of the Lord... or was." I say,my eyes falling to the glass floor.

"I was wondering about that. Where is your grace Castiel?" The Doctor asks, looking between the screen and I. That must be why he keeps looking at me strangely.

"Heaven was closed up and the angels fell. My grace was stolen by another angel, thus making me human."

"All angels fell?" (Y/N) asks me, stepping forward slightly.

"The trials right?" The Doctor asks. I don't say anything but stand in silent shock. How could he know that? "I'll take your silence as a yes." He says before checking more equipment on the console.

"How the hell do you know so much?" Dean asks angrily, obviously getting annoyed at the man's vagueness about himself. "Who are you?"

"You haven't told them?" The girl asks with a shake of her head before leaning on the console.

"I'm getting to it." The doctor replies, waving his hands at her to stop leaning on the controls. "So I'm the Doctor. I'm a Timelord from the planet Gallifrey and I'm very old. I'm basically a madman with a box." He says quickly, seeming to be in a rush. Timelord? I've never heard of a Timelord or Gallifrey before. "Okay, you guys ready?"

"Ready? For what?" Sam asks the man.

"An adventure." The Doctor says with an excited glint in his eyes before pulling down a lever. Then the doors shut and the room lurches up slightly. The metallic thrumming noise is heard again from the centre console of the room and everyone immediately goes to hold onto something to stop themselves from falling down. Sam, Dean and I are still in shock whereas (Y/N) and the Doctor are just laughing giddily to themselves.

"What the hell is going on?" Dean shouts from beside me.

"Wait and see." (Y/N) says calmly. Once the room stops shaking, the Doctor and (Y/N), who seems to be a companion of sorts, walk out of the room and step out of the doors. "Come on guys." She calls to us. Looking at each other, we slowly walk out the TARDIS and are shocked to see that we've moved.

"What..." Sam says, not being able to think of a solution for our shift in space. Laughing, (Y/N) and the Doctor look at us all and just walk around the place, commenting on the different species of people around us. Apparently we are not on Earth anymore and are on a planet far away. The Doctor says he just wanted us to see something and felt random at the time. I get the feeling that this is a normal occurrence with him.

During the day, the three of us had become settled into the new enviroment, Sam asking the Doctor plenty of questions about the universe and Dean trying every food he came across. I went a separate way, following (Y/N) as she showed me plenty of different things from a variety of cultures.

"Hey Cas. You hungry?" She asked me as she pulled me towards a cafe of sorts. "This place has great food. You'll love it." For some reason, I felt a connection towards this human girl from the future. She was beautiful, but it was more than that. I felt like I'd known her my whole life.

"Yes. I am actually." I answered to which she just smiled a breathtaking smile and pulled me to a table near a water display of sorts.

"Any idea what you want?" She asked me and when I looked at the menu I had no idea. As an angel, I never required food, but now, as a human, it was needed to keep me alive. Shaking my head at her, she smiled and ended up ordering for the both of us. "You'll like it, I swear." She says to me before starting on her food once it had arrived. I copied her way of eating, with both hands, the strange yet delicious food. I hummed in delight at the food in my hands.

All day I had been getting to know (Y/N) better, both of us asking questions about the other. She was interested in the fact that I was once an angel as she said that she had never heard of my kind. "(Y/N), if you don't mind me asking, but why did you join the Doctor on his trips?" I anxiously asked, hoping I hadn't 'crossed a line' as Dean says.

"Why not?" She replies with a laugh. "I had nothing keeping me home and I saw an opportunity to see the stars. Plus, I couldn't not go. Who wouldn't want to see the whole of time and space?" Thankfully I hadn't upset her but I'm curious as to what she means by 'having nothing to keep her home'.

"Why wouldn't you have anything at home?" I ask quietly. Her face dropped and I immediately started to regret my question. "I... I'm sorry. Forget I asked." I hurriedly say before she cuts me off.

"No it's fine, Cas. Really..." She says before stopping for a second. "My parents gave me away when I was a child and I grew up in an orphanage with a bunch of other kids. I never had a real family and all I had when I was older was my job. I was a soldier in the army but I lost my friends and squad due to an attack and I couldn't carry on. So I left the army and met the Doctor. We've been travelling together ever since..." She says and my hand immediately finds hers. I don't know why, but her soft small delicate hand in mine feels right.

Smiling at her, I become lost in her eyes. Bright with happiness yet hurt from her past at the same time. A slap on my back brings me out of my thoughts, and I notice how I had unconsciously moved closer to her. Both of us jump away from the close proximity and I turn around to see the Doctor along with the Winchesters smiling at us knowingly.

"Well. As much fun as the day has been, you should probably get back. Come on. I'll take you three back home in the TARDIS now." The Doctor states before walking back to the blue box that brought (Y/N) to me.

Walking with Dean and Sam, the two ask me about (Y/N). "So what? You like her?" Dean asks with a grin.

"Maybe...I don't know." I answer but like isn't a strong enough word. There's just a connection between us two and I feel like she can see into my soul, if angels had one that is.

The two brothers laugh but quieten down by the time we arrive back at the TARDIS. All five of us enter the room and the Doctor immediately starts to set the controls to our time. The Winchesters and (Y/N) laugh about the differences between the present and the future as well as things they have seen today. The TARDIS starts making the same metallic thrumming noise and after a few seconds the Doctor opens the doors with a click of his fingers and I can see we are back where we started.

"Well. It was nice meeting you three. Today has been fun. If you ever have any alien trouble give me a call." The Doctor says before turning around to look at the screen once again.

"See ya Doc, Bye (Y/N)." Dean calls out with a wave before stepping out of the box.

"Yeah. Bye guys." Sam says before following his brother. Now I have to leave. I probably won't see her again.

"Goodbye Doctor. (Y/N)," I say, walking up to her where she is standing at the door saying goodbye to Sam and Dean. "I'll miss you. Goodbye." I reluctantly say before walking out of the box.

"Goodbye Castiel. I hope we meet again." She says with a smile and bright (E/C) eyes. She turns to close the door but I quickly grab her wrist.

"Stay with me." I ask her, wanting nothing more than to kiss her in that moment.

"I can't. I'm sorry. The Doctor... needs me. He can't be alone. It's not good for him." She answers, looking back at the Doctor worryingly. She told me how close the two were. Almost like brother and sister.

"Oh..." I say. Disappointment showing clearly on my face. "Well. Then I guess this is it." I reply, letting go of her wrist reluctantly. My hands already missing the contact.

She steps forward suddenly and grabs my face within her hands. She looms down at my lips before flitting her gaze to my ice blue eyes. I lean into her touch until I feel her soft lips brush against mine. I lose myself in the kiss, forgetting about the fact that I'll never see her again. My hands reach up to twist in her (H/L) (H/C) hair. After a minute we break apart.

She pulls away and steps backwards, back into the blue box behind her. "Goodbye Cas." She says with a sad smile that doesn't reach her eyes before closing the door between us. My shoulders visibly fall at that moment. Already missing the warmth I felt whenever she was near. After a few seconds the TARDIS starts humming that metallic noise and the wind around us starts to pick up slightly.

"Cas. You okay?" Dean asks me, placing a hand on my shoulder.

"No. But she'll be happy with the Doctor. Seeing the stars." And with that I walked away, never forgetting the girl that stole my heart within a day. Hopefully I'll see her again...