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Why won't my wife leave me
she is financially incentivized to wait for your untimely demise
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i dont know much about bugsnax but i do know that they got the name of this absolute creature exactly right
yea thats a fucken bunger
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I keep forgetting you can just spawn a bed anywhere to restore health for free
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WOKE PHARRELL: it might seem neurodivergent what im about to say
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this was such a weird change actually. they only changed that wood recipe, none of the others. two cubic meters of wood still make just one pressure plate and one cubic meter of wood makes a single measly button instead of like 8 or 16
I've just remembered the days when the minecraft door recipe only gave you one door and i still hate that they changed it to three
Three is too fucking many, you'll always end up with an extra door just taking up space in a chest somewhere
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life:聽so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#idk if it counts but#i chipped my tooth when i was 8 because i tried to dive in the shallow end of the pool
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