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I love reading fics about OTPs having mental bonds and things like that, but they’re always so profound. It’d be so much more entertaining if they still thought like normal people. Imagine this stuff:

“You’ve had that song stuck in your head for days. It’s driving me nuts, too.”

“Why are you making a grocery list in your head while we’re having sex?”

“Is that really��what you think about my ass?”

“Stop projecting so much belligerent boredom. I love this TV show.”

“No, you didn’t forget to lock the door. You can quit fixating on it now.”

“Yes, that sounds much better in your head.”

“Is that really who you’re daydreaming about naked?”

“Less homicidal thoughts about your annoying coworker right now, please. I’m in a meeting over here.”

“It’s coffee you’re craving. Go get some. And bring me some. You made me want it, too.”

“Thanks for the road rage thoughts. I’ll take the back roads home. See you in an hour.”

“If you think ‘knit, knit, purl,’ one more time, I’ll stab you with those needles.”

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The real joy of fanfiction is getting to read several versions of the exact same, oddly specific plot written by different people and seeing the small ways things differ and falling in love with every one.

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the court of dreams as the major arcana[insp.]

The Court of Dreams. The people who knew that there was a price, and one worth paying, for that dream. The bastard- born warriors, the Illyrian half breed, the monster trapped in a beautiful body, the dreamer born into a court of nightmares… And the huntress with an artist’s soul.

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I’m only a couple of chapters in A Darker Shade Of Magic but I’m 100% convinced that Lila Bard is Kaz and Inej’s daughter

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Lila: I have a plan

Kell: And I have the hospital on speed-dial

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thinking  about  how  lila  uses  willia.m  bla.ke  poe.ms  to  channel  her  magic  at  first  and  against  all  odds  and  all  the  different  kinds  of  poetry  books  across  several  worlds  kell  keeps  a  collection  of  blake  poems  in  his  travel  room  and  neither  of  them  have  ever  spoken  about  it  ,,,

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Okay but INEJ GHAFA MEETING DELILAH BARD—

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I raise to you, Rhy and Kell Maresh, the true London boys.

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Shazad: you can’t avoid him forever, you know

Amani: want to watch me try anyway?

Me: why do I feel this on a spiritual level?

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so I made these gifs. I know they are not perfect, but I did my best.

these are my top four favorites fantasy books of all time

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Amani: You know what they say, go big or go home

Ahmed: for once, I’m begging you, please go home

Amani *whispering*: I’m going big.

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tempted to think about the Demdjis’ inability to say anything untrue and it’s implications on subjectivity

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young royals feels like a big warm hug you crave for after a long tiring day away from home

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Young Royals (1.05)

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so I just finished reading the raven boys series and the entire week I kept cursing myself for not picking the book up before because wow the writing is *chef's kiss* but I can't be the only one who thought that the MAJOR PLOT RESOLVE was just. umm. meh.?

I mean the entire premise of the series was that whoever is blue's first kiss will die and that gansy would find glendower and then?????? Glendower is just declared dead in a single line??? Gansy just "wakes up"??????

I mean. WTH. I am still feeling so empty over that like. what. just. happened. JUST LIKE THAT?

Snap and it is done????

I mean, I don't know, I can't be the only one feeling torn up over it

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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when i put away the largest longest kitchen knife from the dishwasher to the knife block for the moment it’s in my hand i become the final girl in a horror movie. and then i go back to normal after