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I love reading fics about OTPs having mental bonds and things like that, but theyâre always so profound. Itâd be so much more entertaining if they still thought like normal people. Imagine this stuff:
âYouâve had that song stuck in your head for days. Itâs driving me nuts, too.â
âWhy are you making a grocery list in your head while weâre having sex?â
âIs that really what you think about my ass?â
âStop projecting so much belligerent boredom. I love this TV show.â
âNo, you didnât forget to lock the door. You can quit fixating on it now.â
âYes, that sounds much better in your head.â
âIs that really who youâre daydreaming about naked?â
âLess homicidal thoughts about your annoying coworker right now, please. Iâm in a meeting over here.â
âItâs coffee youâre craving. Go get some. And bring me some. You made me want it, too.â
âThanks for the road rage thoughts. Iâll take the back roads home. See you in an hour.â
âIf you think âknit, knit, purl,â one more time, Iâll stab you with those needles.â
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The real joy of fanfiction is getting to read several versions of the exact same, oddly specific plot written by different people and seeing the small ways things differ and falling in love with every one.
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the court of dreams as the major arcana[insp.]
The Court of Dreams. The people who knew that there was a price, and one worth paying, for that dream. The bastard- born warriors, the Illyrian half breed, the monster trapped in a beautiful body, the dreamer born into a court of nightmares⌠And the huntress with an artistâs soul.
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Iâm only a couple of chapters in A Darker Shade Of Magic but Iâm 100% convinced that Lila Bard is Kaz and Inejâs daughter
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Lila: I have a plan
Kell: And I have the hospital on speed-dial
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thinking about how lila uses willia.m bla.ke poe.ms to channel her magic at first and against all odds and all the different kinds of poetry books across several worlds kell keeps a collection of blake poems in his travel room and neither of them have ever spoken about it ,,,
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Okay but INEJ GHAFA MEETING DELILAH BARDâ
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I raise to you, Rhy and Kell Maresh, the true London boys.
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Shazad: you canât avoid him forever, you know
Amani: want to watch me try anyway?
Me: why do I feel this on a spiritual level?
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so I made these gifs. I know they are not perfect, but I did my best.
these are my top four favorites fantasy books of all time
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Amani: You know what they say, go big or go home
Ahmed: for once, Iâm begging you, please go home
Amani *whispering*: Iâm going big.
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tempted to think about the Demdjisâ inability to say anything untrue and itâs implications on subjectivity
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young royals feels like a big warm hug you crave for after a long tiring day away from home
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so I just finished reading the raven boys series and the entire week I kept cursing myself for not picking the book up before because wow the writing is *chef's kiss* but I can't be the only one who thought that the MAJOR PLOT RESOLVE was just. umm. meh.?
I mean the entire premise of the series was that whoever is blue's first kiss will die and that gansy would find glendower and then?????? Glendower is just declared dead in a single line??? Gansy just "wakes up"??????
I mean. WTH. I am still feeling so empty over that like. what. just. happened. JUST LIKE THAT?
Snap and it is done????
I mean, I don't know, I can't be the only one feeling torn up over it
#the raven boys#raven boys#blue sargent#gansey#ronan#adam#raven king#glendower#ley lines#cabeswater#noah#maura#the series in which i hate the last book#wth was the ending#plot resolve problem#writing was *chef's kiss*#but really#that's how it ended????#i am still not over it#won't get over it
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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when i put away the largest longest kitchen knife from the dishwasher to the knife block for the moment itâs in my hand i become the final girl in a horror movie. and then i go back to normal after
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