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Okay, so random thoughts.

My stepmother has been obsessed with gourmet coffee lately, which has made me think a lot about coffee in general and well... I'm obsessed with the green lanterns again *cough* Guy *cough* so I found myself wondering what kind of coffee they would drink! which resulted in this!

John, he would probably drink a normal black coffee, since for me he was always the most reserved and serious of the group, he also always seems to be tired of the other lanterns' idiocy lol.

Kyle, I see him liking iced coffee (I've never had it, and it's also hard to find a place that sells it in my country) since I see most Americans teenagers like it, it seems to me to be something quite youthful and somewhat artistic? I can imagine him on a park bench drawing while drinking a nice cup of iced coffee.

Hal, I honestly don't see him drinking coffee in general? A beer? Definitely, hot chocolate? Only around children I imagine, tea? At night for sure. But in general I don't think he's a coffee person.

Now Guy, I like to think he has a sweet tooth and I imagine he's more of a latte type, he's probably grossed out by the idea of drinking black coffee.

Well that's it, maybe I'm wrong, but I just did it for fun. Feel free to comment with your own ideas, I'd love to hear them!

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I'm going to kill myself :D

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How can he get any more beautiful than he already is?! 😫

Khaos Quan Chi...

Well…that outfit is made from😳😨some interesting materials.…

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There's one thing that really annoys me when it comes to Quan Chi, and that's the fact that people, as soon as they hear his name, immediately associate him with Shang Tsung's accomplice/partner, treating him as if the character revolved around Shang, which is not the case. Quan Chi has his own story, goals and ideals. Of course I don't mind when they mention Shang in something about Quan Chi, I'm specifically talking about those who make him out to be just Shang's partner.

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I swear I'm going crazy, I can't find Mortal Kombat keychains or specifically Quan Chi keychains anywhere!

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Random Mk character headcanons Pt.1 THE MENFOLK

Raiden

Sweaty. Sweats like a mf even when he isn't working. Has to wear undershirts to combat the waterfall coming off him.

Never struggled with anger issues until becoming a champion and getting the amulet.

Secretly a bit freaky. Is down for pretty much anything eye emoji

Reiko

Has a mild ED. Was worse when he was younger, but he's getting better about it. Used to hoard food. Struggles with body dysmorphia due to unrealistic expectations, comparing himself to Shao ( a completely different species...)

Allergic to cats.

Loves the ocean. Dreams of one day owning his own boat to take out sailing whenever he wants.

Kung Lao

Weirdly enough? Introvert. Raiden is one of very few people who doesn't deplete his social battery.

Struggles with bouts of depression. Self medicates with Marijuana.

He is incredibly secure in himself and none of his confidence is an act. That doesn't mean he can't get discouraged sometimes, but he won't try and hide disappointment behind false smiles.

MOAR BELOW vvvvv

Johnny Cage

Struggled with contamination OCD tendencies all his life and coped using substances. His lifestyle is in direct conflict with his illness and it acts like immersion therapy in a way.

Cancer runs in his family so he is vigilant about getting screened once a year.

Life in Hollywood almost crushed him into an apathetic cynic, but somehow, he has managed to stay hopeful if not a bit delusional at times. His hunger for recognition rivaled only by his boundless curiosity.

Smoke

He had a tongue ring for many years and wants to eventually get a tattoo but can't settle on a design.

Can "Slav Squat" and isn't shy about showing off to friends.

Struggles with unhealthy attachment styles.

Rain

Is actually an extrovert. He may think himself above others, but he still requires validation and gets sad if he doesn't get to talk to those close to him.

Iron deficient

If he had never been appointed as High Mage, he would have gone on to teach magic theory at the academy.

Geras

He may be immortal, but that doesn't mean he just sits in a room all day. Geras is endlessly curious, as this is a core part of his very being. Observing and learning new things is both his primary function and an endless font of joy.

He knows how lonely Liu Kang is. Knows that even he can't fill the void left in his masters heart. Time for him is just a function, whereas for Liu Kang, it is and endless road of isolation

Will search up humans in funny situations on the hourglass to watch. It's like his version of FAILARMY.

Liu Kang

Is and has been incredibly lonely for eons. He really thought he would fill the void after reuniting with his old friends, but the feeling isn't the same. They don't know him. Not really.

Once he found a way to connect to his Titan friends, he visits them often. Being able to talk with Lord Raiden again alleviated the strain on his heart tenfold. Reuniting with Kung Lao, (his boy, his bro!!) has also helped give him hope for the next few eons. Same goes for Kitana. (She was the one to find him again after the dust settled.)

His brother is alive in his timeline. Of course they have no relationship, Liu choosing not to intervene due to fears of drawing danger to him. Instead of becoming a shaolin monk, Chan lives happily in the united states as an Ice Road Trucker.

Shang Stung

Has BPD and narcissistic personality disorder. This severely impacted his ability to live peacefully in society and pushed him to grifting. Taking advantage of others was less exhausting than pretending to be a friendly employee to some shopkeeper.

He is half human. Shang's mother traveled to outworld during the last tournament 100 years ago. She was a servant to Liu Kang's champions but ended up running away with a disgraced Edenian.

Doesn't identify as a specific gender, especially after learning shapeshifting. Will often times swap between whatever he feels like that day.

Syzoth

Double jointed and hyper flexible. Shang Stung had to find a way to control him other than shackles, cuz he could always slip out no matter how tight they were.

He is very at ease around children, and falls back into dad mode immediately. Is also a purveyor of terrible dad jokes.

Has Gilberts Syndrome. His species use of bile/acid attacks puts a lot of strain on his liver. Due to his rough living, he didn't get adequate nutrition and now his body struggles to keep balanced out humors.

Only needs to eat once a week, but will happily snack if something tasty comes across his path.

Shao

Has no biological children. Despite his family's standing and pressure to continue the prestigious line, Shao has never taken a wife. Multiple concubines and bastards, but no wife or suitable heirs.

He doesn't view any of the young men and women he mentors as children, just tools. Even though he saw himself in young Reiko, his affection is entirely dependent on his loyalty. Reiko is more of an extension of himself, a way to overcompensate for what he lacks.

Has IBS.

Kuai Liang

He left the Lin Kuei a few years after Tomas was adopted. At odds with his father at the time, he left to go live with their allied clan: the Syrai Ryu. He was born a cryomancer like Bi Han, but chose to pursue pyromancy to distance himself from his lineage. Though able to wield fire, he is still weak to it. When he finally returned home, his father welcomes him back like the prodigal son he was. Bi han deeply, deeply resented this.

Got his tattoo in Hong Kong while he was totally plastered (not a reputable place. They even got the tattoo wrong lol)

Unreadable poker face. DO NOT play cards against this man.

Kenshi

Was forced to drop out of high school to support his family when his older brother was killed, and subsequently got wrapped up in yakuza shit. Has since taken his high school equivalency test (GED) and passed with flying colors

Is addicted to caffeine.

LOVES holidays! Especially Christmas. He may not get all his friends gifts, but the ones he does give are very well thought out and personal.

Bi Han

Doesn't take care of himself or maintain his appearance very well. But he basically won the genetic lottery so it's not that noticeable.

Has a type A personality and is a perfectionist. But he is actually a very gracious person at heart, and will silently shoulder the brunt of responsibility to spare his brothers.

Was happy to mentor Tomas when he first arrived, even though Kuai and Tomas had the stronger friendship. His attitude changed, however, when Tomas choose to stay after Kuai ran off. Instead of seeing the loyalty of Tomas's decision, he saw it as a shallow way to win his fathers favor.

(he couldn't see it was actually jealously. That Kuai could have a choice to leave but he didn't. Tomas had an actual valid reason to want to leave, but he is the one remaining? Bi Han has big feelings and does not process them well )

Quan Chi

Once he started losing his hair, he decided to go bald.

Much prefers to spend his time in the Netherrealm. His dominion there is near absolute, and he would much rather be in the company of those subservient to him. He doesn't see anything wrong with this dynamic, believing this the superior to mutual friendship. (this is laughably hypocritical given his relationship to Shang mf Tsung)

Indulges in all kinds of delicious foods. Sweets, fine drink, rare cuts of meat- the works. Even if he dislikes it, he will eat it anyway just for the sake of it. He made himself ill by eating an entire box of chocolate once.

Havik

Was born in secret to slave parents. They hid him from the government for as long as they could, and so he was able to live a relatively carefree childhood. Other's his age, and of unsanctioned birth, would be seized by the state and put to work as soon as possible.

Fierce passion aside, Havik is very introspective. When not fighting, he often sits in silent contemplation for hours at a time. Before his mind begins to degrade from the blood magic use, he would sit and scrutinize every action he took.

Unlike Quan Chi, Havik cannot bring himself to indulge in luxuries. He feels tremendous guilt given how many of his people are still unable to enjoy even the barest bit of comfort.

He leaves his dick and balls at home for safe keeping.

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Unlike most people, I think Kuai Liang is more likely to like cute things (hiddenly, of course) than Tomas. He gives off this air of a fearless and serious ninja, but who secretly loves cute and soft things.

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petition for Bi-han to stop being so FUCKING stupid

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There’s no real context to this, but the initial idea is that even when becoming a god, I refuse to believe Liu Kang picked up those powers right way flawlessly during Aftermath. Even when he is no longer mortal, he still needs his lord and father. He needs Raiden, at least for a while longer before he has to abruptly let go of everyone and become the creator of a new generation. He is learning yet. Even in the next life, he will still be learning. He will make mistakes. For now, though, he is in his father’s arms.

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something about johnny actually making quan chi feel desired for once in his life. because he was always second to shang in damashi's eyes and and he always felt like shang didn't really want him, at least not as much as he wanted shang. because he's always been off-putting and scary to other people. and then johnny shows up and is undeniably into him and incredibly persistent and quan chi Knows he shouldn't do anything, they're enemies, and johnny is so, so annoying, and quan chi is still with shang tsung even if it feels like shang has been pulling away from him for a long time, but he can't help it when johnny makes him feel wanted. or something

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this song is so Quantsung coded and it works both ways

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Bi-Han | Sub-Zero & Kuai Liang | Scorpion Characters: Kuai Liang, Bi-Han | Sub-Zero Additional Tags: Hurt No Comfort Summary:

It was still just me and the icy silence......    

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Dammit.....

I just didn't like the news about the Shang Tsung season for two reasons, the first being the fact that the revenants are something EXCLUSIVE to Quan Chi and the second being the fact that it doesn't make any sense for them to include the revenants while Shang Tsung does not practice necromancy, they should have put experiments in place.

But well, there's no point crying over spilled milk, I just hope the skins are good.

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I just discovered that since his appearance in mk3 nightwolf considers Raiden as part of his tribe and even calls him Haokah, which is a Native American god of storm and thunder.