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[thoranon]

It’s been quite some time, my friends!

Apologies for being away for so long, being a God keeps me busy. But I’ve returned!

What have I missed on Midgard? Let’s have a chat.

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OK—what’s the story behind you wearing a wedding dress to trick some giants?

How did you know about that? Has Loki been telling stories again?

[thoranon]

Up for a new person to chat with?

-⭐️

Always, my friend!

[thoranon]

Welcome back!! How are you?

I’m quite well! How are you?

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Hi Thor! I'm Azara and i can just say i think youre my favorite(and the best looking) avenger? 😉⚡️

Well I can’t say I blame you, my friend. I am very handsome.

And also the strongest. Don’t listen to Stark

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Oh, I’d enjoy that very much Steven. I’m sure it’s all quite beautiful, much like everything else about you. I glance at you out of the corner of my eye, soft smile on my face. I’m not quite sure how long I’ll be here, but I don’t plan on leaving anytime soon. I think I’d like to…explore a bit.

Steven!

I do believe we still have a date to go on, if you’re still interested of course.

*blushes profusely*

Thor! I-I thought you weren't up for it anymore... Of course I'm still interested!

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hi thor!!!☺️ how are you? ‘m a bit shy too say hello to you! 🥺 Could i be the 🧚🏻‍♀️ emoji please?

No need to be shy, my friend! I like to think I’m quite approachable!

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I’ll be there before you know it, my friend

Barnes, I’ve heard a lot about you. Forgive me for not popping by to say hello sooner

only good things i hope?

you’re forgiven, as long as you’ve brought some of that beer, i’ve not been drunk in a while and i’m gonna need it.

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Oh of course, only good things. I’ve got some Asgardian mead with me now if you’d like to join me.

Barnes, I’ve heard a lot about you. Forgive me for not popping by to say hello sooner

only good things i hope?

you’re forgiven, as long as you’ve brought some of that beer, i’ve not been drunk in a while and i’m gonna need it.

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This

gotta be the equivalent to this

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Ay, I am indeed.

Though I didn’t expect you to say yes, so…this is as far as my plan got.

Forgive me if I sound a bit too forward, my lady. But I was hoping you might be interested in allowing me to court you.

You are of course welcome to tell me to get lost.

Thor, are you asking me on a date? If you are, I would be very interested.

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I’m what the folks on Midgard call “relatable”

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hello!!! You're Loki's brother, right? Point Break, was it? It's lovely to meet you! I'd offer a handshake but my human body is fragile, haha. Are you friends with the Hulk? He's really strong...idk man, might shoot my shot. 😳 Anyways it's really nice to meet you, beautiful! I hope you have an absolutely wonderful day. Take care! ^-^

// hiya mun, nice to meet you! the line between annoyance and flattery is so thin here lmfao, I truly hope you enjoy it

Point Break? You must be hanging out with Stark a bit too much, my friend.

No need to worry about that, I know you Midgardians are a bit fragile. I’ll mind my strength.

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I grip your hand with a smile, fingers lacing together as I tug you out the door, nearly forgetting I don’t have to mind my strength with you.

It’s beautiful out today, do you mind a walk? Maybe you could tell me about some of the things you’re always drawing in that book?

Steven!

I do believe we still have a date to go on, if you’re still interested of course.

*blushes profusely*

Thor! I-I thought you weren't up for it anymore... Of course I'm still interested!

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How are you?

I’m quite well, how are you, my friend?

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god of thunder, if i can pick up your hammer, can i get a title?

It’s a bit more complex than that, my lady. First we have to see if you’re worthy.

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Please, you're a god, do you have any experience filling a hole such as myself?

I’m unsure how to answer this question without more information, I’m afraid. How big is the hole? Is it deep?

I’ve filled many holes in my lifetime, so I’m happy to assist if I can.