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Okay so a while ago I saw this post about an epic rap battle between 2009 phan and 2015 phan so i made an full version of 2009!phan v.s. 2018!Phan (WARNING: THIS IS MADE AS A JOKE AND IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE NOR DAN NOR PHIL)

2009 Dan : You think you’re so special, but we literally started Phan, with a Skype call and a simple, “hi my my name is Dan”

2009 Phil : This wont be the most fun that you’ve ever had, our daily booth convos are better than my plaid. 

2009 Dan : Phil bought me a bear that I sleep with every night, its on my night stand right next our condom-

2009 Phil! (interrupts) I’m the top!

2009 Dan : I AM NOT A BOTTOM!!!

2018 Phil : awe look Dan they’re bickering again. Better put up the trophy for number one Phan 

2018 Dan : They think that they are such baddies with their sly little tweets, but listen here I CALL PHIL DADDY, you better retweet

2018 Phil : I shook my ass on a Youtube video, what did you do?

2018 Dan : They ate Cheerios

2018 Phil : Come on Dan, we have tour to attend. I hope you like the bumpy rides, the bus isn’t the only one giving them tonight

2009 Dan : You fucking changed which side your earring was on. You think we care, ughh yawn

2009 Phil : hey Dan!

2009 Dan : Yeah Phil?

2009Pphil : Remember that day?

2009 Dan : Which one

2009 Phil : The one where I make out with your face? 

2009 Dan: When we watched Avatar?

2012 Dan : That never happened! I swear it was a joke

EVERYONE : SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EMO ASS BLOKE 

2018 Dan : God who the fuck invited him?

2018 Phil : I guess it WAS us. Jesus that’s grim.

2009 Dan : Lets all agree, its better being us.

2018 Phil : Being who we are, which means I CAN cuss

2018 Dan : I Like being able to express myself

2009 Dan : WithOUT the judgment of oneself

2009 Phil : It was way simpler when we just didn’t care

2012 Phil : Maybe that’s the ONE thing we could all spare?

2009 Dan : OF COURSE NOT YOU TWAT

2009 Phil : We’ll all be miserable

2018 Dan : being myself makes me emotionally stable

2018 Phil : Being Myself gives me motivation

2018 Dan : And without that we’d never have a radio station

2009 Phil : So lets all remember this,

2009 Dan : I want to be me, so ya’ll can take the piss

2018 Phil : If you want us to be “Normal”

2018 Dan : Than ya’ll can just leave

EVERYONE : So just prepare yourself, CAUSE ITS 2019!

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Phil's Turn

Dan: ooooohhh noooo

Dan: How did you mess that up?

Dan: oh you couldnt jump in time ohhhhhhh

Dan: THERE WAS ANOTHER COLOUR OHHHH

Dan's turn

Dan: FUCK

Dan: HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

Dan: THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE COULD HAVE DONE THIS

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It wouldnt be a gaming video without 2 minutes of rambking before they even introduce the game.

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Daniel, dont you pretend like you dont know what a nut cannon is.

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ARE YOU STROKING MY YOLK?

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All of our visions about dan and Phil's texts have come to life. This fan service was deserved.

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Come in my Linda door.

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I don't think I have anything else to look forward to anymore... This was all my little heart needed

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THEYRE IN MY FUCKING CITY! I CANT FUCKING FUNCTION AGHHH

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3 glasses of white wine while going to Colorado? The altitude makes Alchohol hit harder so hes going to be fucking hammered.

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If queer eye mentions dan or phil in any episode next season I'm going to cry more than they do.

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I was tagged by @amid-fandoms

Nickname - Ollie, Lion, and Tim tam

Gender - FTM male

Star sign - Taurus/Gemini *born on the day it changes

Height - 5 2. Im short

Favourite feature - personality *I'm pan what do you expect

Favourite colour - Red

Favourite animal - Corgi. Tell me otherwise and I will cut you.

Hours of sleep - what's sleep?

Cats or dogs - see answer 7

How mamy blankets do you sleep with? - fucking a lot

Dream trip - does dan and Phil's house count?

How many followers? - like 2 - 3 hundred

How many pets? - 8....

Best place to visit in your town - fucking eliches I guess

Favourite ice cream flavour - I'm vegan...

How often do you read? - Does fanfiction count?

Favourite place to study - is that how you pass classes?

Favourite book series? - LORD OF THE RINGS

I TAG @devanpancakes and @drowningfandoms

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No ones home? I hope my neighbours like the internet is here.

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I love how supportive phil was that entire video.

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Yes m8

i like to think his top lip pink lining is from kissing and i like to imagine him nibbling at phil’s bottom lip don’t mind me i’m just sobbing quietly

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Please inform me when they stop being so fucking cute. Thanks.

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WHO THE FUCK GAVE HIM PERMISSION?!