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idk man like imagine how tired you'd be if YOU had to move to an entirely new place and start all over. not even because of the occupational hazards of your job which would have at least been expected if not reasonable (see: assassins) but instead because your trigger-happy younger brother decided to add live props to an impassioned karaoke performance on a whim and now you've found yourself a co-owner AND manager AND chef to an entire burger restaurant establishment. where the total number of employees other than yourself is a grand total of one (1) aka the same younger brother who has never touched a spatula in his life. and now you're just trying to make decent burgers while settling in to your new neighborhood and stay under the radar while your brother insists on exploring his sense of fashion by dressing in the brightest colors and prints known to man immediately following shifts at your real job (see: ASSASSINS) because it's not like it requires blending into society or anything. and then right when you think you're finally going to have a nice and peaceful friday night at home you get rear-ended by an unhinged and unnecessarily attractive mechanic who insists on fixing your jeep for free but is also SO maddeningly infuriating to interact with that you begin to question whether the free service is worth your sanity. because upon returning to pick up your car the Unhinged Mechanic begins an entirely unprompted striptease to reveal to you that he has - for reasons beyond your comprehension - decided to steal your burger pin. and then he starts going off about his sensitive nipples while he makes YOU take it off of him. and then as if all of THAT wasn't enough you also come home to find your younger brother delightedly getting groped in front of god and your respectable burger establishment in broad daylight while he nuzzles and adoringly stares into the eyes of the exact same cocky one-night-stand you EXPLICITLY warned him to stay away from. and then to top it all off the Unhinged Mechanic has now inexplicably shown up at your closed restaurant and has the audacity to demand service in return for having had to repair the jeep that HE damaged in the first place. because apparently the best place to have a beer is your CLOSED burger restaurant. and although you feel like your actions would be very justified in doing so, you somehow manage to refrain from killing him on sight because you are a Good and Reasonable Assassin. but this also means having to endure watching Unhinged Mechanic down no less than nine beers in one go all while he antagonizes you. and right when you finally decide to put your foot down and kick him out the Unhinged Mechanic decides that THAT is the perfect time to make a move on you. so now not only are you both exhausted and irritated and confused but ALSO sexually frustrated while having to forcibly remove him from your premises by his feet. imagine that. imagine you have to deal with ALL that in the span of 1 week without losing it and somehow YOU'RE the unreasonable and rigid one??????
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#first kisses in every universe ✨
FIRST KANAPHAN and KHAOTUNG THANAWAT in THE ECLIPSE (2022) | ONLY FRIENDS (2023) | THE HEART KILLERS (2024)
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KantBison + Nuzzle Nuzzle Nuzzle THE HEART KILLERS (2024)
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The Heart Killers EP1 | Kant's Sparkly Eyes
First fucking Kanaphan's facial expressions in this entire scene had me swooning. This man is just 90% eyes, and he knows precisely how to use them.
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bison, the whiner.
KHAOTUNG THANAWAT as BISON episode 1 of THE HEART KILLERS
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you know the funny part about style doing his lil crop top stretch wiggle thing is that it’s slowed down and meant to be like look a hot man! and then you cut to kant and he’s like yeah okay you have your waist out literally 24/7. anyways who’s THAT guy 🫵🏼
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Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.
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karma is a cat purring in my lap 'cause it loves me 😻
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+ bonus: nope nope nope brrrrrrr nope
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gremlinisms [grɛmlɪnizəms] (noun) ⁝⁝ 19 / ?? playful, mischievous behavior adopted by cute dongsaengs when they’re feeling particularly feisty .
241117 | DominATE Tokyo © ChanStargazing
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The way Jk looks at Jimin…..
The way his eyes move up and down as he watches Jimin……
The way he can’t even help but have his body and not just his head turned to Jimin…..
It’s the little things.
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fadel: he's trying to take you out
bison: on a date? 😍🤭
fadel: with a gun bitch!!!
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I call this set: how to ruin my life in two simple frames
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