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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 6 years ago

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sorry for ignoring your texts i was making a meme

#shitpost #shitpost blog #text post #meme #funny #text

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 6 years ago

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me: I’m going to bed early

3.03am:

#shitpost #shitpost blog #text post #meme #funny #fresh memes #me also me #me af #relatable #quality content #birthday hat #google

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 6 years ago

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(Harry and Ginny taking a nap in the common room)

Hermione: *loudly banging frying pans together*

Harry: Would you mind keeping it down?

Hermione: Oh, you wouldn’t be trying to sleep would you?

Harry: Actually yeah... neither of us er... slept well last night

Hermione: And why might that be, exactly?

Harry:...

Ginny:...

Ginny: W-

Hermione: IF I AINT GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF YALL, YALL NOT GONNA NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 6 years ago

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(Harry and Voldemort in the Chamber of Secrets)

Harry: Hey Tom!

Voldemort:...

Harry:...

Harry: Riddle me this!!!

Voldemort:...

Voldemort: This is why I don’t go by that name anymore

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 6 years ago

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Hell: empty

The devils: here

Me, arriving in Hell: this bitch empty! Yeet!

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 6 years ago

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tag your major, your favorite Shakespeare play, and what you did on Friday night

#musical theatre #romeo and juliet/ twelfth night #ate some crepes

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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looking at you Henry VIII...

Medieval Period

The Medieval Period is when Christianity was in the limelight. Most people were poor and the King was usually a prick.

#history #medieval #prick #henry viii #shitmystudentswrite

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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hey guys i think my dad has a crush on my mom

#send help

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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my entire life is a Side Quest

#shitpost #shitpost blog #text post #funny #help #side quest #life #self deprecating humor #why am i like this #why

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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if i could donate my tears to california they wouldn’t be in a drought anymore

#shitpost #text post #self deprecating humor #depression #california #drought #water #meme #get it #haha #haha kill me #help #fresh memes #someone come harvest my organs #please #i need to stop

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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me: *shamelessly double texts friends because i’m depressed and need attention*

friends: *don’t respond*

me:

#shitpost #mark zuckerberg #zuccy #chat #meme #self deprecating humor #i hate myself #stupid #bad memes

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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#video #vine #source: vine #J-RO #tai lopez #here in my garage #new lamborghini here #drive up here in the hollywood hills #when there’s too much drama #rip vine #youtube #edit #humor #meme

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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w h y ?

#asking the real questions #english grammar #english language #why

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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you ever meet someone so goofy and lighthearted that you forget they have a PHD?

#just phd things #doctors #haha

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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i’m organizing a mass screaming event who’s in

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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have you ever had a professor who’s really charismatic and talks about his wife like she hangs the moon and then thought ‘damn, that’s one lucky woman’ because same.

#relatable #shitpost #shitpost blog #cute #couples

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thisbrainempty-yeet-blog · 7 years ago

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so we just put our house on the market and i forgot to erase the ominous “can you hear me knocking?” that i wrote on my closet door in 8th grade.

#yikes #text post #shitpost #shit post #shitpost blog

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