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Pedro Augusto (@pedrao_gyn)

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テストステロン (Testosterone) ONA Collection OC-273

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Ken Ryker in Ryker's Web (2001)

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dirty stinky sewer boy 🤡🎈

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This is so old and probably not even accurate anymore but uhhhhh

these stank ass boys probably smell like old socks and cigarettes 

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Listen… I am so thankful to the Crystal Lake Memories documentary for providing me with actual footage of Kane Hodder in full Jason Voorhees costume wearing a massive strap-on. This is an anecdote from Jason Takes Manhattan I had never heard of before and, although it escapes me how they destroyed all the cut footage from The New Blood and somehow kept this outtake, I will now be forever grateful for it. 

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I almost posted these to the wrong fucking blog oh my god ANYWAYS I SUCK AND! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME! lmao

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AND HERE ARE some ugly ass sketches I guess I can post…they look bad bc it’s late and I got kinda sleepy tomorrow’s stream will be so much better I promise lmaooo

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this is rlly gross I’m giving the people what they wanted …. here it is… feel free 2 slam me a message w/requests for this ugly motherfucker

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can I have a hug? You don't fool me with your bad guy routine I think you're sweet and badass

o k A y :D

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Why is it black

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The drool

I’m weak

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Spiderwise smut 2.0

Okay this is probably too long for tumblr so if you prefer AO3 the links here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20440463

But anyhow this involves my interpretation of a hybrid spiderwise, nsfw and is fully consensual(Which is a nice change for me lol), hope you enjoy! :P

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