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swaddle that man (that child)
#“glass shard beach's wiggliest boy”#this is so good and important#free him. at your peril. he deserves violence
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mabel is a girl's girl and never tells on ford when he sneaks out to visit bill in theraprism again but he has to grin and bear her sending him prison wife memes like these




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(with amazement) fiddleford.. friday..? what a wonderful thing……
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i’m gonna be so for real i think ford would be enthusiastic about the idea of killing god. especially in the pre-betrayal era: he’s brilliant and egotistical and idealistic and that’s like. a big part of what bill sees in him in the first place. the difference is that ford’s moral code divides his ideals from his practices & bill’s doesn’t. ford would say we should lob a nuke at god but bill would actually do it.
the mindscape conversations were NOT all intellectual btw. bill is insane and ford is a spiteful bitch down with murder i guarantee half of what they talked about sounded like a s1 billy butcher tirade with effusive agreements peppered in.
#em originals#i have a lot of thoughts about this i could yap forever#to be clear this is not a criticism of the tags they did make me laugh
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doodles of my favorite gal
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godddddd thinking again about how ford fell through that portal into a multiverse of unlimited possibilities and the answers to questions he'd never even started to ask and he didn't even get to enjoy it before he got stranded back on boring old earth
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day 3: casual
aka just ford with his sleeves rolled up. I love my one outfit wife
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i know the compromising pages from ford’s journals had been cut by the time dipper found them, but it does make the scene where ford meets dipper so, so funny. like imagine you’re fresh out of the torture nexus and this random twelve year old is immediately like OMG HI i’m just SUCH a big fan of the journals you wrote while going through the most traumatic gay situationships in the world!!!!! ford is a better man than me because i would have turned around and walked right back into the portal
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i have something to say about how the broader fandom characterizes ford but the people aren’t ready to hear it yet
#thirdjournal dot tumblr dot com hasn’t gotten serious yet and this is Proper Interpretation that’s spinning around#em originals#gravity falls#stanford pines
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bugs when you lift up a rock
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watching gravity falls as an adult is so funny because it’s uncomfortable and cringeworthy when robbie has a rivalry with a twelve year old but it’s awesome and hilarious when stan has a rivalry with a ten year old.
#em originals#gravity falls#stanley pines#robbie uhh. what’s his fucking name#robbie valentino#THERE WE GO#dipper pines#gideon gleeful
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My brother and my pig he didn't want
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i know the compromising pages from ford’s journals had been cut by the time dipper found them, but it does make the scene where ford meets dipper so, so funny. like imagine you’re fresh out of the torture nexus and this random twelve year old is immediately like OMG HI i’m just SUCH a big fan of the journals you wrote while going through the most traumatic gay situationships in the world!!!!! ford is a better man than me because i would have turned around and walked right back into the portal
#this is fucking killing me stop being funnier than me on my posts#hello kitty was invented in 1974 so. he Could#and there’s nothing in canon that proves he Didn’t#so i will be blindly believing this until alex hirsch himself tells me otherwise
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Day 1 - Portal outfit 3h sketch because I'm lazy and late for two days
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