thingsdtwears
ThingsDTWears
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The quirky, questionable, and all together fabulous fashion of David Tennant
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thingsdtwears · 5 months ago
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Happy Pride!
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thingsdtwears · 1 year ago
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Heyo tumbler webs, it's been a minute since this page has been active but if you think I could let this tapestry of blueberry Cheerios slide past my screen without ducking in here to give you all some love you don't know me... which you probably don't since this blog has been inactive for a good five years or so. Still, let's spin this throwback track and do what I do. Take the god awful "fashions" our man wears and identify them as Paul Smith.
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PAUL SMITH
Blue & Black Glow Polka Shirt
Viscose poplin shirt. Graphic pattern printed throughout. · Spread collar · Button closure · Shirttail hem · Single-button barrel cuffs
$295 USD
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thingsdtwears · 4 years ago
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HE GOT RID OF THE EXTENSIONS. THESE ARE THE REAL DEAL. OH MY SWEET GOD
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thingsdtwears · 4 years ago
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Can I just say as a middle aged ...is 40 middle aged? It’s middle aged isn’t it. God. Just shoot me, I’m middle aged. I swear I used to be so fucking cool when I was younger, you wouldn’t even believe, but now I’m middle aged... mother of two who’s been stuck in my messy house for the last five million years, Georgias cluttered kitchen counter is giving me life right now. All hail the Queen.
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Crock-Pot 3.5L White Slow Cooker CSC030X
$119
The Crock-Pot 3.5L Brushed Stainless Steel slow cooker is the perfect companion for the modern multi-tasking parent. Simply prepare your fresh ingredients and drop in the pot, twist the dial and your Crock-Pot slow cooker will take care of the rest. Two heat settings keep you in control, delivering nutritious meals with minimal effort.
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Nespresso CitiZ Coffee Machine by KRUPS, Silver
£120.00
Sip cup-after-cup of velvety coffee with the simple-to-use Nespresso CitiZ. This automatic coffee machine is armed with 19 bar pressure, a 1L removable water tank and a super-sleek look too. This way, you’ll get a caffeine machine with style, power and delicious results.
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thingsdtwears · 4 years ago
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I see no flaws in this analysis and thoroughly endorse it.
David Tennant as Thermos Flasks*
*Also includes thermal tumblers and thermal water bottles, because why not?  Inspired by this post, with thanks to @drunken-dalek​ and Twitter’s Amanda@Pandamoanimum for many hours of entertainment.
1. The Stripes
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2. The Plaids 3. The Florals 4. Other Prints 5. Textures 6. Bling!
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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Well friends, it’s been a nice run here ton the tumblewebs ducking the censors and slinging pronography left and right like some sort of 14 year old boy who’s��“friends” convinced him to take all of his daddy’s viagra in one go, but the gig is up.
That’s right Principal Tumblr’s on to my chicanery, and today I received this sternly worded message in my inbox:
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New content? You ask, I was unaware this blog was even active. Well apparently a post titled “Fluffy Tennant: Trends for 2018″ where I give a retrospective of all the DT fashion trends of 2017 and project into the upcoming year qualifies as new. 
And look, I get it, we’d all like to go back to 2017 right about now, but as far as I can tell what actually got me flagged as the rampant pornographer that I absolutely am was this literal ankle shot:
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And beyond just the utter victorian school marmish sensibilities of flagging this tantalizing glimpse of stockinged DT ankle, I’d also like to point out that those aren’t just any stockings. They’re the infamous fan purchased socks that caused such a stir when DT wore them to get his honorary purple-vibrator-looking degree. 
Which brings to mind the question, did one of our own intentionally buy an unsuspecting DT pornagraphic socks? Are they aware how completely NSFW those stockings are? Does DT? 
The world may never know. 
But anyway just a heads up that I may have to tame down my act around here and keep my zoomed in shots “above the knees”. Whatever will I do. 
Yours from quarantine, pornographically, 
TDTW
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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Alarmist Hair Anon here. Thanks for talking me off the ledge (or, more accurately, out of the corner, where I was lying, consumed by cobwebs, listening to Cigarettes After Sex, and obsessing over the possibly dim future of David's hair) in your insightful, historical, and witty way. And thanks for your on-point revival of the Ramones shorts-- I can't think of anything that better conjures up the core essence of real-life DT. I found them stabilizing & oddly comforting in these uncertain times!
I understand Anon, and I am here for you. In these uncertain times we can all rely on the one constant that David will NEVER get rid of those atrocious shorts. 
I’ve gotten a few comments speculating that the hair is for his Phineas Fogg role in around the world in 80 days, which makes sense, his stylist probably just told him to let it keep growing and they would fix it when he got back. It’s easier to cut long hair than to add back hair that Georgia butchered. 
I’ve also gotten some people who are clearly not familiar with my oeuvre, questioning my judgement when it comes to the swoleness of DT’s pecs. And I want to assure everyone, that is not their usual state, as someone who has zoomed and cropped more than my fair share of DT’s various body parts over the years, I assure you his biceps are not typically like that. 
But look, making these tough controversial calls is what I do. And if being a thirsty train wreck on anonymous social media can bring any of us a sense of normalcy in this crazy world well... I’m honored to serve.
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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Top Ten Fourteen Sexiest Tennants voted by you
Number 14: Kinect Sports Rivals
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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Because someone has got to ask: wtf is going on with David's hair in his Subwave Network Watchalong tweets last weekend? The very visible underpinnings of some kind of weave were frightening-- and I really can't take one more assault on The World As We Know It in this dystopian nightmare we're all living through right now. Depending on you to restore equilibrium in the cosmos with your usual research & interpretation skills. You have the thanks of a grateful nation.
Yes, it is indeed dark times, my children have found the 50 pack of emergency goldfish I was hoarding for the corona endgame, and have gone feral, my cat has determined that his asshole + my face= Prozac and is doing his level best to be a contributing member of our quarencrew, my f*cking brother in-law thinks that if he doesn’t visit his elderly parents he might get “sick from stress”.
What the world really needs now is more of my sartorial bullshit incisive research & interpretation skills. So in the interest of the common good here you go.
Now one of the more alarming things happening in the world right now, at least for people like myself who are of a certain age, is that we are starting to see fashion trends we thought dead and buried clawing their way back into the public consciousness like a crop top wearing pack of zombies intent on defiling the asses of otherwise innocent young girls with high rise mom jeans. 
Seriously, my sweet summer children, step away from the tattoo choker, I dressed like the Spice Girls so that you don’t have to. 
Anyway, to understand this:
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We have to travel back to circa 2003-2005 and the brief flicker of time when David John McDonald was somewhat cool. I mean, not so cool that he didn’t wear these shorts:
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But still cool enough to hang in the vicinity of Billie Piper, who is actual cool. 
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(It doesn’t rub off David, no matter how hard you try. Plus you’re wearing an Atari shirt sweetie.)
Anyway, these were what David, and many others of his generation would end up looking back on as their glory days. Back when he was only called Daddy in his dreams... and I don’t mean that in a kinky way, the dude is broody. 
So now that the fashion of the aughts is swinging back around like a bad case of pleather contracted athlete’s crotch, there’s two things a parent can do:
Ignore it, and embrace the fact that you will never again be on trend.
Lean in real hard and dig through your closet for your old Y2K clothes.
What David’s doing here is the latter, because let me tell you, there was a time when the man headband was pretty much the coolest most irreverant fashion item a Euro dude could sport. Trust me, my 2002 roommate was dating a German guy. 
David’s reaching back here, to a fashion trend he was absolutely not cool enough to sport during it’s first wave. Now whether the longer hair is a quarantine thing (Georgia, I love you, but I don’t think I’d trust you to cut my hair either.) or if he’s growing it out for a someday, eventual, light at the end of the tunnel, fucking hell when is this going to end for the love of god!!!! role, that I can’t say. It does all look like his actual hair tho. But rest assured the styling happening here, is David thinking he’s super cool.
Anyway, now that we’ve addressed the more obvious issue of the hair, I’d like to solicit the thoughts of my lovely followers on what I feel is the more pressing issue that has arisen from these photos:
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Whhhhyyyy is he so swole? It’s like Dr Pepper shirt levels of pecatude going on there. The Beatles are holding on for dear life, that’s not what they meant by “we can work it out”!
Anyway, please send in your thoughts. Is he working out for some sort of buff long haired role? Has he been scraping the barrel on quarantine amusement? Has Georgia been so busy with homeschooling that he’s preening to get her attention? Has the lifting of the eighteenth toddler to spring from his loins finally given him some definition. Seriously David, I know the future of humanity looks bleak but you can’t singlehandedly repopulate the world with tiny blonde thespians, leave some babies for the rest of us. 
On a serious note, love to you all, stay home, stay safe, remember to lotion after the bazillionth time you wash your hands. Take time for self care, cry into your quarantini if you must (I am), and I’ll see you all on the other side, bullshit intact. 
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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David Tennant
The Last Leg - 24th January 2020
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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Oh my GOD that jacket. I fuckin need it. Also, he is so gorgeous. 😍
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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Oh my GOD that jacket. I fuckin need it. Also, he is so gorgeous. 😍
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More photos from The Glasgow Film Festival.  He’s pairing the jumper with the Allsaints jacket which is driving me crazy because Allsaints has a pair of very similar jumpers. But it’s just not a match.  Still interesting to see where he’s pulling his outfit ideas from. 
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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Quilted Jacket Anon
Hi 👋 welcome to the madness.
So I’m on mobile at the moment but if memory serves me correctly I think I identified that jacket as All Saints from his personal collection (much of the YM&H costuming was his own).
I’ll double check when I get home in case I’m Misremembering.
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thingsdtwears · 5 years ago
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idk if you’re still active, but there’s a cap David is holding in the pics from the Mary Poppins West End premiere today (Nov 13) and I am beyond curious.
Hello lovely, 
Active is such a relative term, but to your question, this is the best photo I could find:
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And I believe this is the cap you mentioned?
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It’s hard to tell but it looks like a fairly standard blue greek fisherman’s hat. And while it’s impossible to know for sure I’m just going to imagine he picked it up while on one of his many family holidays.
I also believe this is the same hat, or at least a very similar one (who am I kidding, this is the man who is still wearing the same “Hey, Ho, Let’s Go” shorts from 2005, it’s definitely the same hat):
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He tends to wear goofy hat’s like these when he’s trying to pass as incognito which is why I have a personal vow that if I ever run into him randomly on the streets, this is fair game to approach:
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This and I’ll respectfully let him go about his business:
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And just to appease myself for the sacrifice I’ve decided that if I ever run into the very unlikely Tennant wearing this, all bets are off.
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Wear a crown in public, get accosted by randy middle aged American women. thems the rules.
Anyway, I’ve gotten a bit off topic but I wanted to give you your money’s worth as I have been a little MIA lately. And just incase you were itching for a picture of a similar hat worn by the disembodied auton head of David Bowie here you go:
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Look sometimes I find things while doing these google searches that I really wish I hadn’t seen ok?!
Anyway, much love,
TDTW
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