To all of my young followers: this is what an email from a college professor looks like
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i think about this zebra on a daily basis
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tomorrow hayley kiyoko releases a new music video and lorde releases a new single so lesbian tumblr is gonna be in chaos
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cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
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Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See
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