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Live. Laugh. Longsword.

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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deeply obsessed with this

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Bougar

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if i can't bite the hand that feeds me i'll just suck on its fingers

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Thinking of taking some selfies soon where I’m sticking up the middle finger… I’ve seen others do it before and it looks so badass so I want to give it a try

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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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ohh you thought you escaped the kova labyrinth? wrong. one million words on finding them after the first time they got orphaned

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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Masculine cape made of green silk velvet with golden embroidery. Years 1651-1675.

Source: Museu Virtual de la Moda de Catalunya [Fashion Virtual Museum of Catalonia]. Kept in Museu del Disseny [Design Museum] in Barcelona, Catalonia.

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Some of you aren’t carrying a constant yearning for love that completely consumes you & that must be nice.

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well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

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[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword

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can i crack open your ribcage and nestle inside it btw. as friensds

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Live. Laugh. Longsword.