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mY bOOOIIIIIS

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THIS!!!

Yeah okay but hear me out

Enemies to lovers: Geralt x Cahir

I take no criticism

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Hanza :) Trying a different rendering technique.

(Angoulême design inspired by @kashuan 's artwork!!)

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i think haarlep deserves a break i think they should get to sit and eat grapes whilst every man in bg3 runs a train on raphael

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(Dungeon Master): "This creature is vulnerable to cold damage... which means it takes double damage."

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"You're like gay for me? Thank you" - B.I (cr)

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Damn. I'm good. 🔥🔨

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***SPOILERS BG3 Act 2***

only just found out about this horrible Astarion scene in Act two if his feelings confession goes wrong

I am fucking traumatized and scarred forever. The depth the devs went to write this character is absolutely INSANE, this scene is making my heart ache.

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Random Nsfw Halsin Headcanons

Hello I’m just trying something out, if you like it or have a different opinion or would like to share yours you may. Id appreciate if you suggested kinda, anything! Thank you for reading)

Omg I love his eyes in this GIF bro, his puppy eyessss

First off, for some reason this part in my brain just screams that this man has a dry humping kink, or any kinda of just pinning in general.

BIG MAN HANDS ON ME. Sorry, okay his hands are on your waist, shoulder, honestly any part he can grab at. His hands are either on your body or in your hair. He is a handy man.

One hundred percent this man has a breeding kink, I mean obviously… as nature intended

Going back to the pinning thing, I feel like with how large this hunk of a elf is he generally wouldn’t want to use much strength being worried of hurting you.

Honestly I feel like him putting half of his weight on top of you, or pushing himself against you is already crushing enough. So he’d be rather soft and slow at first.

We already know Halsin already is a giver when it comes to head, but one thousand percent he would like the same treatment. But would not really ask for it, so you’d probably have to ask him, since he’d never expect you too, caring about your pleasure and getting off on it.

If he’s on the receiving side of head, I feel like he’d not be the whimper type at all, but just groans, heavy breathing and saying your name/praises while you work on him with your mouth.

This man cannot keep his hips still, he’d be bucking into your mouth every so often, then apologizing for it as you’d gag from the unexpected thrust.

I can imagine this man is, rather large and thick when it comes to his sizing, rather on the more thick around the tip and thinning out to the base.

I feel like he wouldn’t be into heavy kinks, unless you’d ask to try something else/share kinks your with him. I feel like he’d be more into passionate sloppy sex.

His favorite position is either picking you up while he’s standing, your legs around his waist, back against any surface or none at all and his hands on your hips or wrapped around you as he controls the momentum by either thrusting up into you or literally lifting you up and down by your hips or just bear hugging you. (Had too) Or either the classic missionary, legs over his shoulders or around his waist as he thrusts into you as you layback and enjoy it.

Halsin enjoys long sessions rather than short ones, taking his time and edging himself and you. Agonizingly slow soft thrusts to than picking up his pace and roughness for a bit then continuing onto the slow soft ones.

He’d slowdown once you announce that you’re getting close, but if he unsuccessfully edges you as you hit your climax he wouldn’t punish you. If anything he’d make the session last longer enjoying the way you twitch and shudder beneath him or against him.

Eventually when he’s done edging himself and you he’d change his pace to a slow but rough thrusting, while he praises you or either has his head pressed into you neck, occasionally bites and nibbles on your neck and shoulders.

Only time I feel like he’d actually moan or whimper is while he puts it in or while he is comes.

He has, A LOT of ‘ammunition’, honestly feel like he’d come quite a bit, three to four shots. Making a nice cream pie.

Obviously he is an amazing person with aftercare, cleaning you up, helping you get dressed and healing if necessary.

Man’s loves cuddles, no shit he’s a big teddy bear, but due to his protective instincts he’d be holding onto things while he sleep, either it be a random pillow, you or wrapping his arms around himself he always sleeps holding something.

You made it!! Thank you so much, if you have any opinions, suggestions or any advice I’d love to hear it! Enjoy the rest of your morning/afternoon/night!

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I honestly wish there was an option to bring Haarlep to camp and make them MY personal incubus 🫣🤭

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oh they did WHAT-

damn I need to finish my first playthrough asap

(halsin romance spoilers) larian knew EXACTLY what they were doing with the halsin romance ending where he guards a caravan of kids being evacuated out of the city and him being like “daddy halsin they call me”. and the voice actor understood the assignment too

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Oh they 100% knew what they were doing. Love that for them.

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I kept thinking where have I felt a similar vibe to Astarion? and at first it was obviously Heisenberg from RE8 due to the same voice, but today I realised that there is one more character that fits

Ok it’s gonna be weird but I present to you Eddie Gluskin from Outlast:Whistleblower game :>

- he has been seriously abused, traumatized and turned into a monster

- he is flirtatious (in a creepy way cause it’s a horror game, but still) with the protagonist who is a dude

- the way he says 💕DARLING💕 is the most Astarion way ever, honestly I’d pay a lot of money to get Neil Newbon to voice Gluskin

so yea somehow all three of them give me a similar vibe to some extent and I’m living for it

I think they should meet :>

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ohhhh my god THIS⬆️

Heisenberg from Resident Evil and Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3 be like:

- kidnapped by an immortal stronger being

- tortured for centuries by this being, hatred for the being.

- there is a weird family dynamic

- became immortal + gained supernatural abilities from the being

- voiced by Neil Newbon.

- do not like the character voiced by Maggie Robertson

- really really wants to leave the family and be free

- ready to sacrifice or use weaker people for this goal.

- questionable moral towards children

- flirty with the men ?? 🤨

- really sexy like wow miam miam

- there are werewolves and vampires where they live :D

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Astarion | High Elf | Rogue | Vampire Spawn

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It’s so hard staying loyal to one’s toxic vampire lover when everyone’s gotta be SO FRIKKEN HORNY my poor gay boy is getting aggro’d by all the women

Gale pls. It was a joke about your cat.

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uhm this just broke my fucking heart :(

of course astarion gets mad early game when you do nice things for no reason. can you imagine getting out of the hell he was in and discovering that the world is awash in kindness, just never for you? the gods do answer prayers, just never your's. people go on long, dangerous quests for strangers with no reward guaranteed, but you just never saw those people. now that youve already done the impossible and escaped, you can see that rivers of sympathy and compassion flow all over but for some reason they always dried out before they reached you. where was all this good in the world when you needed it most?

i would be spitting mad

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I painted over my Halsin portrait with his hair down for science and

oh my fucking god

somebody call me an ambulance