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celebrate the wifi you wont have for over a year with...surprisingly not a mouthwash joke?
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mouthwashing has been out for like a month but the curly discourse is already sapping my energy. unreal.
#captain curly#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#curly#im not a curly apologist but he is not as bad/worse than jimmy#please make it stop
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i dont think i have it in me to make fun of dsmp fans after becoming an unironic member of the parkour civilization fandom
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has anyone done this yet
(shitty quick drawing w vanessa and mike)
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deeply troubled by the batman part 2 not coming out until 2026. i NEED my disheveled emo bat boy and i need him NOW.
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They made him do the bike slide this is the movie of the year
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I've been watching the TV series Gotham in the background while working on a project, and I'm only like 11 episodes in, but I'm getting the vibe that this show so desperately wants to be a gritty police procedural set in Gotham, but accidentally made whatever the hell is happening with young Bruce Wayne infinitely more entertaining.
His parents die, and he immediately starts uncovering a massive case of corruption in Wayne Enterprises from his parents' files. He gets taken to a charity function and immediately starts interrogating a business woman about corruption. He dives into a pool fully clothed. The kid who plays him has nailed the vibe of nice and somewhat sheltered rich kid and Vaguely Off-putting And Strange.
Not to mention Alfred, who, after a kid school bullies Bruce, drives Bruce to to the kid's house and lets him beat the kid up while watching on with a proud smile.
#i think the writers realized this and leaned into bruce's story way more#a lot of people think he shouldnt have been a main character at all but his journey enhances the show and makes the finale feel meaningful#also david mazouz is a fantastic bruce wayne and he should get to play the part again eventually#gotham tv#bruce wayne
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genuinely hillarious how blunt the week before is in regards to ralph's identity. i dont think any other peice of fnaf media has ever been so blatant about any lore detail ever. ralph legit goes "they used to call me the phone guy" at one point
#fnaf#ralph fnaf#phone guy#five nights at freddy's#fnaf the week before#the week before#twb#fnaf spoilers
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Who is Kamala Harris?
These are all from her Wikipedia page. I have picked the top 5 for each of these sections. Maybe you think other things are more important, these are just the things that stood out to me:
Highlights as District Attorney of San Francisco:
was tough on gun crime: created a gun crime unit, set 90-day minimum sentences, raised bail for gun-related crimes, and prosecuted all assault weapon possession cases as felonies.
created a hate crimes unit specifically focused on LGBTQ hate crimes against children and teens in school.
was (and is) against the death penalty; during her time as DA did not cave to pressure in several cases to seek the death penalty.
helped create the San Francisco Reentry Division, aimed at helping prisoners reintegrate after their sentences are through; the program became a national model.
refused to enforce prop 8, which was at the time California's ban on gay marriage.
Highlights as Attorney General of California
introduced the Homeowner Bill of Rights and fought against banks, mortgage companies, and credit card companies.
fought for financial reimbursement for public employee and teacher pensions.
fought for environmental protections and secured settlements and indictments against several oil companies for oil spills.
conducted a review of implicit bias in policing and the use of deadly force and introduced implicit bias training.
declared a law that California law enforcement had to collect and report police violence.
Highlights as a California Senator:
condemned Trump's Muslim ban.
opposed Trump's appointments of Betsy DeVos and Jeff Sessions, his nomination of Neil Gorsuch, and voted against confirming Kavanaugh.
tried to make lynching a federal hate crime.
urged the Trump administration to investigate the persecution of Uyghur Muslims in China.
voted to convict Trump on charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress.
Highlights as Vice president:
as President of the Senate, cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate that ensured the passing of the American Rescue Act.
has cast more tie-breaking votes than any other Vice president in US history - she is responsible for many of the achievements of the Biden administration actually passing the Senate.
created task forces on corruption and human trafficking.
created a women's empowerment program.
has criticized Israel's actions during the current conflict in Gaza and called for an immediate ceasefire.
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harris2024 it is then. im weirdly okay with that.
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nah but that shit is so flustering and fOR WHAT, hearing/reading/writing it in English is not even nearly as bad as this- ☠️☠️☠️
just why
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my twitter account has been suspended. tumblr is officially the better website on account of having me.
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happy pride month (and men's mental health awareness month) to all of my 4 followers. always remember that the correct solution to homophobia is shooting people with your magic queer laser eyes.
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anyone else think that r/curatedtumblr gets weirdly zionist at times? or is it just me?
#curatedtumblr#reddit#anti zionisim#im not crazy right#most of reddit is pretty bad when it comes to palestine#dont ever go on r/worldnews its like mossad HQ up in there
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