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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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Putting powdered sugar on the post below
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dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson
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Thread on alternative views of iconic landmarks you (probably) haven鈥檛 seen before 馃У
1. Mount Fuji聽from a plane window.
2. Arc de Triomphe, Paris
3. Aerial view of Kaaba, Mecca
4. A view of the Taj Mahal that you do not usually see, highlighting the stark contrast between opulence and poverty divided by a single wall.
5. Top down view of the Statue of Liberty
6. The backside of Tutankhamun's burial mask
7. The dome of St. Peter鈥檚 Basilica seen through Rome's most famous keyhole.
8. The worn steps of the Tower of Pisa
9. Photographer Alexander Ladanivskyy, in collaboration with the Egyptian Ministry of Tourism, captured an extraordinary drone shot of the Great Pyramid of Giza from an unusual perspective.
10. The Shanhai Pass, where the Great Wall of China meets the ocean.
for images 11 - 25, please see the source, here
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i made a bluesky too. you can see it by leaving the house and looking up 鉂わ笍
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when the fanfic so good you start gripping it in your claws through the screen and speaking in tongues
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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
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I'm sorry i called your mom a "salt & vinegar typa bitch" at the table and I'm sorry i doubled down by insisting it was a compliment
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Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off
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can you take my white ass to funkytown
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being happy is so scary because there鈥檚 this underlying feeling of anxiety like when are things gonna go wrong. is this gonna be taken from me. chat is this normal
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