theystoodandplayedwithsilence
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taurus | 19 | he/she | i love you unconditionally
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women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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Extremely low funds fundraiser
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@hananfamilysblog is pregnant and her baby is almost due, her children are sick and suffering through the winter. Her campaign is currently standing at $905 out of a $55K goal despite being vetted. That’s 2%. There’s extensive documentation of her conditions on her blog and the fundraiser, not really sure what else someone could even ask for at this point. Please spread this campaign or donate it would mean a lot to me. I can’t comprehend how terrifying it is to be stranded in these conditions with multiple sick children while pregnant
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dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs
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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
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my horrible son squangle he has every disease and is banned from running for office
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reading toxic yuri in public and nodding in approval so everyone knows i condone codependency and mutual abuse in real life
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this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment
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The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.
Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?
Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.
Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?
Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.
Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.
Steve: You whispered that to me.
Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.
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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
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Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns
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