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sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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don’t worry. it’s easier to love you than you think

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

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when you focus so hard you stop focusing

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okay 23 minutes of relaxing time

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I love the phrase "die badly" 'cuz like usually it's understood that dying in of itself is bad but nah saying "I died badly" implies that my death was just really fucking graceless and pathetic. Like an absolute bummer for everyone involved. A solid 1.5/5 stars. Wasn't even worth witnessing or talking about, everyone left disappointed, even the people who are into death couldn't get anything out of this. Really fucked it up on my way out, you know? One last massive L for the road. Such a good concept, I love language.

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The fact that it can’t be solved is even more ominous

my school gave me this sticker when i picked up my pre-act scores and its so ominous

trace your finger around the labrynth

and feel the sense of calm

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OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

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My favorite new TikTok trend isn't even a trend. It's just this random shop selling these Hozier tshirts with everyone but Hozier on them

Truly it brings me joy

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https://open.spotify.com/album/0O6onBuhBVzHtJb9bk4rOV?si=of8i3AE4S-2ZniK4bdWm7w

suffer

Nah

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F

You too :)

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- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.