theycallmeshaggyrogers
I don't even LIKE pot...
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//Wil//Male//Slytherpuff//IDGAF//Double-majoring is slowly killing me. Long-form blog posts are listed under "Shaggy Essays." shorter stuff is listed under "Shaggy Thoughts."
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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A noble receives an Indulgence as a gift from his close friend in church (circa 1508)
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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Everyone from California has a misplaced sense of elitism. No matter how cool they seem, eventually it will come out. I have never met an exception. 
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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ZUN is the anti-Nasu.
While both have created massive, incredibly complex universes comparable in scope and detail, Nasu goes in with a plan.
When we approached ZUN for comment on his rich universe, he was asleep hanging off his couch, seventeen cans of beer strewn about. We woke him up and asked our question. His response was, quote:
“Touhou has lore?”
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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I discovered today that if Link’s hair doesn’t load properly in BotW he looks just like Bobby Hill.
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“THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!”
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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we’ve come full circle
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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Lucy from Peanuts vs Goku. On one hand, Goku could obliterate any child. On the other, he would absolutely fall for the football thing
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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This is still one of my favourite interactions I’ve ever seen on the internet
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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High key hope this site doesn’t get deleted. I know it’s probably nothing but I just realized we have the voltron kin and skeleton stealers quarantined in here and letting them out onto other sites would be chaos. A 21st century Pandora’s box
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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“Holy Mary, Virgin Most Pure, we ask for your protection from the temptations of the Devil. May the evil spirits flee from you, enraged and in fear of the power of the sanctity of your ‘fiat’, an eternal reminder of their rejection of their Lord. Along with your husband, the Terror of Demons, intercede on our behalf with your Most Glorious Son, who has conquered Death and broken the back of Sin. May we be filled with the Holy Spirit to who’s Will you perfectly conformed to. Amen.”
— Imperatrix Inferni (a.k.a. a “Hail Mary Full of Grace, Punch the Devil in the Face” prayer)
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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“lawful/neutral good characters are so boring” look i’m sorry Edgy Dickerson and Surly McAngstpain are the only character types that pique your interest. god forbid people enjoy their escapism in the form of characters that are diplomatic and chill and kind in this gross, cynical world
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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take me to the r rated wendys. take me to the wendys that quentin tarantino directed.
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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This is a theater stage for a play
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theycallmeshaggyrogers · 6 years ago
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new meme
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