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If something burns your soul with purpose and desire, it’s your duty to be reduced to ashes by it. Any other form of existence will be yet another dull book in the library of life.

Charles Bukowski (via quotemadness)

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Blep

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discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

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Book of the week: Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

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This!

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

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could you write a fic where 10K is fantasizing about Red after they reunited again, and so he has to start sneakily jerking off (maybe he gets a hard on while he's with her and he has to run off and take care of it). bonus points if you describe those sexy tight pants he has on and how extra tight they are from his hard on. even more bonus points if Red catches him mid jerk and starts helping

Ok, I am finally done and I hope I’ve earned at least partial bonus points. 

Fandom: Z Nation

Pairing: Red/10k

Rating: NC-17

They were in a ‘strategy meeting’. 10k had little idea what the rest of the team was strategizing about, however, as some chance of fortune had him sitting directly across from Red. She’d changed out of her rags and into a long-sleeved, form-fitting dress of a similar color, and while impractical for the apocalypse, he had to admit that it looked stunning on her. And, besides, the apocalypse would be over soon enough, at least if this strategy meeting was going to pan out.

10k was regretting not changing into something more comfortable himself, as his pants were growing steadily tighter with each passing moment he spent staring at the things that dress did to Red’s body. He just wanted to rip it off and-

Deep breaths, he reminded himself, trying to calm his hard-on. His body just wasn’t having it, though, and it was slowly becoming obvious to everyone in the room that his mind was somewhere far from their strategy meeting.

He stood up suddenly and tried to pull his shirt down over his erection, and turned rapidly, muttering something about needing the bathroom.

As soon as 10k was out of sight, he doubled back towards what had once been an actual bathroom. Of course, there was no plumbing to speak of, just a porcelain bowl and sink that were now dusty and disused. He tried to latch the door shut with the hand that wasn’t currently occupied with getting himself out of those pants, but after three shaky attempts, he gave up, figuring no one would expect to find him here.

With both hands now up to the task, 10k pulled his zipper down and moaned in relief. He wrapped a hand around his cock, giving it a tentative tug before getting down to business and moving at a quicker tempo. He closed his eyes and thought about Red – her hips, her lips, her everything – and couldn’t help but groan. He couldn’t recall a time in his life when he’d been this turned on, and it was all because of Red.

He opened his eyes, and there she stood in all her naked glory.

“Wow,” he said, grinning, “Didn’t know you could do that.”

“What? Undress myself with my own hands instead of having you undress me in your mind?”

Even through the fog of his arousal, 10k realized there was something different about this vision. Red had never talked to him, at least not more than a phrase or two, when he’d been having visions of her. “Red?” He asked, horrified at her having seen him like this. “I was just, um…” When he couldn’t think of anything to say in his defense, he just shrugged and smiled bashfully.

“And I was just passing by,” she said, sauntering forward. “Thought you might like some help?”

10k grinned. He tried to speak, but all that came out was another pathetic “um.”

Red didn’t seem phased by his speechlessness as she sank to her knees and took the tip of 10k’s cock into her mouth, teasing him with her tongue.

“I’m not gonna last very long,” 10k admitted, shyly.

It was Red’s turn to smile. “With a view like this? Wouldn’t expect you to.” She winked, and 10k almost came on the spot.

In one smooth motion, she deep-throated him and made a humming sound that resonated across 10k’s entire body. He’d only ever dreamt of something like this before, and part of him was convinced that he had been mercied and went to Heaven.

He looked down to catch her gaze, and she began bobbing her head up and down, making sinfully sweet sucking noises as she went along. It was over all too quickly, and 10k barely had time to warn her before he was shooting down Red’s throat. She suckled his cock through his orgasm before coming up to share the taste of his cum with him.

He moaned into her mouth, and after a long, deep kiss, they pulled apart.

10k let his hands drift onto Red’s hips, and ran his thumbs through the light dusting of her pubic hair. “You wet for me?” He asked.

She laughed, and it was contagious. “You sound like a porn star,” she giggled.

He frowned for a moment, wondering how porn and stars were related, before it came to him. He just shook his head, lowered himself to his knees, and went to work.

“Now who sounds like a porn star?” He asked a few moments later, just a bit breathless, but not as starved for oxygen as his companion.

Red glared down at him, gasping. “Don’t you dare stop again.”

And really, who was 10k to disobey?

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10K moodboard from Kat Stocking (@DeadMoonElf)

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Book of the week: No Matter the Wreckage by Sarah Kay

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Was wondering if you'd received any anon prompts in the last few days, I sent one

I have indeed, anon. I am, however, in the middle of two original works that demand my attention a little more often than fan fiction. You sent in a lovely prompt, and it will be completed and posted at my closest convenience. I promise. 💝

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The world is ready for your fanfiction, @sanctuaryish! 

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I particularly like writing 10k and kink. ;-)

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