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MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESSES WITH DISORDERS. TALK TO ME

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he's standing on a stool

IT JUST???? CLICKED FOR ME????????? HOW FUKCING TALL ARTHUR IS??????????????????

So warframes are around 6-6'2 ft, right, and according to this image here (not mine, dont know who's, found on google) the drifter is like, staring at the top of excal's head, there. So thats instantly in the 6'3-6'6 range for the drifter. This, I can understand with either genetics or Duviri being a lower gravity area or both.

BUT ARTHUR. ACCORDING TO THIS CINEMATIC THING << <!?? AND WHERE HE STANDS FACE TO FACE WITH THE DRIFTER IN THE QUEST???!???????????????

THAT MAN IS NEARLY

SEVEN

FEET

TALL

What were they feeding him. I just wanna know. I just wanna talk to entrati. What did they do and how do I sign up. Im REELING.

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no really, i must go. bye now!

(original under the cut)

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forever pizza

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so he cooks huh

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Pour one out for a real one.

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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

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Is this anything

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I just realized the reason I prefer non-humans or part humans over regular humans when it comes to intimate relationships is probably because I have a much better understanding of animal body language than human body language....

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Drifter stopping Amir from having a panic attack

BY TRANSFERING INTO HIM??

BY BREATHING FOR HIM???

Bitch, I'm unwell.

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yeah well your man's text message sparkled gold when he replied to me

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hey so what the fuck is up with those emails on that one pc next to aoi

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The best part of having zero followers is that everyone always laughs at my jokes! And by everyone I mean the echos of my own laughter bouncing off the chamber walls. And also the spirits that haunt me.

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Perfect distraction, I can continue to hide under my rock and the cover I wrote will be lost to time to whilst I am lost to the moss…

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Story of Squiddo Lifesteal

I fell from the spawn

Fight? Or be a pawn?

Mapicc on the hunt

This my Lifesteal

I fell from the spawn on my first day

Instantly spawn-killed, chat said I was slain

I run away, new friends get me to a safe place

Spoke and Ash save me, take me to the church

Secret marriage, find my chair, there I perch

Ashswag is shocked, still gets married to Parrot

Should I be a pacifist?

Or should I use my fists?

I’m feeling silly, think I’ll join Lala

I’m full of whimsy, and I’ve got a taste

I want to wipe out the playerbase

I’ve got the whimsy, got the resolve

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

I fell from the spawn

Fight? Or be a pawn?

Mapicc on the hunt

This my Lifesteal

I’ll kill the party, I’ll slay who I choose

With all these arrows there’s no way that I’ll lose

Now watch me nuke, I won’t stop, I’m feelin' rude

Void Team is shaking, they hear my approach

I’ll slaughter Zam and squash his squad like a roach

Wemmbu’s my coach, all these players I will poach

Screw being a pacifist

I think I’ll use my fists

I’m feeling silly, think I’ll nuke them all

I’m full of violence, and I’ve got a goal

I have a nuke to control

I’ve got no patience, got no resolve

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

Birthday party, line for cakes, use a gun to take your lives

Voting, President race, 

epic nuke on 4C’s base

Cap Sparklez wants to return the whitehouse

Back to our spawn, is his ultimate joust

Open the door, to new Lifesteal peace

Stop the new war, jump off the tower

I’m full of violence, and I’ve got a goal

I have a nuke to control

I’ve got the whimsy, got the resolve

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

(voice in my head) post a .. cover... post... a .. cover... (squiddo) NO NO NO! (evil eyeball that watches over me) *blinks*

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laughed out loud