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If you paladin rolls a natural one when smiting evil, instead of being smoten, evil is smitten. Now they wander around with a blushing demon bashfully writing poetry about them constantly

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I had a dream last night that the Mighty Nein were in a town that was really famous for this matchmaking service where you would describe your ideal person and they would find them for you. Jester, of course, is like “EVERYONE WE HAVE TO DO IT!!!” and manages to convince the whole team to sign up and try it out. 

They all get there and start describing their ideal match: Jester basically describes Fjord; Beau basically describes Yasha; Shipp-y things like that ensue. When they’re done, they each get brought into a room with their “soulmate.”

And they’ve all been matched with a different Pumat Sol.

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A family doesn’t always have to be a mom and a dad, sometimes a family can be a Pumat and a Pumat and a Pumat and a Pumat Prime

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Small Brain: Taliesin made Caduceus to resurrect Molly

Glowing Brain: Taliesin made Caduceus so Jester can be the fighting cleric she is in her heart

Huge Enligtened Brain: Taliesin wanted to create a character who’s philosophy is “everyone has a natural time to die and we shouldn’t disrupt this order” as a lovely and poetic reaction to Molly’s death.

Nirvana Brain: Taliesin created Caduceus to seduce Pumat Sol

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so it turns out one reason why kissanime’s been sucking ass lately in terms of load times is cause rapidvideo literally uses your browser to mine cryptocurrency???

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Nott: I don’t know. I know you told me but I have had a very long day, I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

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Yasha: [singing] I want to see my little boy.

Jester: [carrying Fjord in by his armpits] Here he comes!

Yasha: [singing] I want to see my little boy.

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Beau: Honestly I’m ready to fight 24/7. Even in death, take my ashes and throw them into the eyes of my enemies.

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Molly: If you can't say anything nice, do what I do: say something that seems nice but later, they're like, "Hey, that wasn't nice." Buy some time.

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Molly: 'Tis a big and beautiful world. Most of us live and die in the same corner where we were born and never get to see any of it. I don't want to be most of us.

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Mollymauk: [to Yasha] I would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining.

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Nott: My son expresses himself just fine. Isn’t that right, Caleb?

Caleb: What? Yeah. Thanks. Fine, I guess. Whatever, I don’t care, just stop!

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Animal snaps

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i’ve had these races in my head for a while. i’m sure someone could make some fun characters with these. Also i didn’t even plan this but our first post this month is a rainbow race and a non-binary race. Happy pride month~<3

~Mod Luci

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The last set of spells was well received so i stayed up all night making another one. Nix and i also almost killed each other trying to decide on the damage type for the railguns, but oh well, enjoy. ^u^

~Mod Luci

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Fun little idea for a patron i had a while ago. Psychic damage is fun and sometimes warlocks just really wanna mess with wizards at later levels.

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~Mod Luci