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my "i love nuance" t shirt is raising a lot of questions but no one is liking how long my answers are

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Deutsche Nachrichten lesen in letzter Zeit so:

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I want a performance of Oedipus Rex as a gritty police procedural where the stage is an interrogation room with the chorus behind the two way mirror

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I can behave normally around books

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the play hamlet by william shakespeare does not begin with the appearance of the titular character, but rather, the appearance of a ghost who has a frightening interaction characters who, for the most part, will not show up again. this scene serves the purpose of showing something strange and unnatural is afoot, paving the way for hamlet to encounter this being later in the play. yet this strategy of introducing a ghastly character through a short introductory sequence is not limited to 16th century plays; it appears also in television shows such as scooby doo and supernatural. in this essay

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If you’re ever feeling down, read this paradigm for “banana” in Icelandic. read it aloud. you will feel better

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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*It's getting to be that time of the year

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my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

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January 1, 2025 - A stray dog in Petea receives applause for being the first to cross the newly visa-free border between Hungary and Romania, as Romania joins the Schengen area.

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"not my circus, not my monkeys" is probably my favorite expression. i might plausibly own a circus, i could be a ringmaster, and i may in fact even have an ape or two in my possession! but these apes? they are raucous and filthy and whatever miserable excuse for a circus trained them should be ashamed of itself. i'm a professional. my apes would never. i take no responsibility. sham circus.

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One of my best mates works *in* Hobbiton and she sent me this.

So fucking jealous, it’s stunning.