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literally this

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I feel like i'm obligated to tell all German learners about one of the biggest inside jokes Germany has to offer

and it's this sticker:

This sticker says:

"Nice here.

But have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?"

Baden-Württemberg is one of Germany's federal states. Now i don't know the background behind this sticker (probably tourism marketing) or how exactly it turned into the biggest inside joke ever, but anyways

This sticker is EVERYWHERE. And when i say everywhere, i mean like on the Golden Gate bridge, on top of mount Everest, on the pyramids in Egypt, in Tschornobyl, on the Burj Khalifa, and so on.

No place on earth is safe.

Evidence below:

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a dramatical "schwiiierig" is literally the worst response you can get from a German

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My friend reminded me of one of my favorite images on the internet ever

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Remind me later.

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what the fuck is "dark academia" isnt real academia dark enough do you know what some of these fuckers woudl do for funding

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thank you WA state department of natural resources for not only providing valuable bear safety information, but also for providing valuable reaction pictures.

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What the fuck is up with borzoi by the way, those fuckers are never just doing dog shit. Those things don't play fetch or bark at the postman they're always looming or being foreboding or predicting the exact date of your death or some shit

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Viggo Mortensen and Uraeus on the set of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

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The Mirror (Andrei Tarkovsky, 1975)

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art by The Baby Goat

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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)