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3:34 pm 11/5/26

May the relentless forces of misfortune, calamity, and cosmic inconvenience conspire in perfect harmony to ensure that every conceivable stroke of bad luck, misstep, and catastrophic failure finds its way to you with unerring precision and unwavering persistence.

hey

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1:48 pm 2/7/49

6:26 am 8/3/52

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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I'll make a new pinned post at some point. Maybe

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ok i pull up in my new tableb

@pukicho as: the pikachu @anon as: anonymous @thetimeanddateofyourdeath as: Mr. Skelly Tonny

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Can I get my death date?

4:56 PM 5/3/2038

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1:00 AM 1/11/2025

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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3:39 AM 8/12/2031

take an adderall after being awake for long enough and you can experience the exact sensation of being a sock puppet

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favorite word?

Parsnip

6:20 PM 2/27/2052

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12:07 AM 9/7/2029

You're like if drywall was a person

Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?

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Disclaimer: these are NOT death threats