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“I’ve only known Bernadetta for a few days now, but if anyone summons her father, I’m going to do things that will make Gharnef and Julius feel uncomfortable. I will twist, contort, and mangle his flesh in ways that will mystify even the most deranged of skin sculptors. I will take from him every nail, every tooth, slowly, so that he can feel every nerve in his body screaming with agony. I will drown and resuscitate him multiple times until his lungs burn and he begs for the absence of air. I will carve into him symbols of heresy and blasphemy before prostrating him before the judgement of the gods. And when he is finally broken, bleeding and begging like a pathetic beast for me to grant him the mercy of a quick death, I will slowly draw out his demise and record each and every choked gasp so I may listen to it again, and again, and again, at my pleasure. So I would suggest to all of you with any thoughts in your head about my sanity... do not... summon... Count Varley.”

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“Oh, uh... since I slept so long, I suppose I should give my opinion on the new world that appeared. Fodlan, right? Um...”

“Everyone there needs more therapy than I’m qualified to give. Especially the house leaders and the archbishop. Fucking Christ... it’s easy to say ‘oh Edelgard is Hitler’ or ‘Rhea is Hitler’ or something radical like that, but have you ever considered they’re both women who went through heavily traumatic events and were misled to believe that the horrible acts they commit were justified? They’re not like Valter, who likes to maim and rape because it fuels his sadism, and the things they do can bring just as much help as they do harm.”

“And then there’s Dimitri and that poor mother fucker just needs to see a shrink. He also needs multiple hugs. Survivor’s guilt is a fucking monster and no one deserves to have it, of course he fucking lost it when he realized someone he thought he could trust might’ve been behind it.”

“Claude may be the most mentally stable of the three, but his issues are more in line with the issues of my world. ‘Not one of us, deserves to be treated like trash.’ At least he has the means to potentially fix it, so of course he’d want to.”

“Honestly... this place is fucked up. I don’t know how the Byleths keep their shit together. I’d have probably tried to burn the place to the ground myself. At least we can all agree that Bernadetta’s father should be hung up by his entrails.”

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@naive-petals

“I don’t know. You’re the first normal face I’ve seen in a while. Jeanne d’Arc keeps trying to tempt me with Suzuka Gozen and all I can think is ‘no, this is Fire Emblem, not Fate.’ Seriously, something is going wrong here.”

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“The story is about the World of Dreams, but joke’s on them.”

“I SLEPT THROUGH PRETTY MUCH E V E R Y T H I N G ALREADY!”

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This post aged well.

Jugdral will never ever ever win a voting gauntlet.

Ever.

Learn to give up hope like I did.

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Corviknight  Gijinka

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100 Ways to Say ‘I Hate You’

I saw a post about 100 ways to say ‘I love you’, so I thought I’d make the anti-version if it doesn’t exist already. Roleplayers, send these to each other for angst reasons! Tw for emotional abuse, language, and some major rejection themes, though some  them are joking and could be used for friendly rivals or pals who play-insult one another. Change or add pronouns as necessary.

“You’re a disappointment to me.”

“I don’t care if you live or die.”

“I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”

“How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”

“Go. Just go.”

“If you come back, I won’t be here.”

“I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”

“Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”

“I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”

“Leave and don’t come back, ever.”

“Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”

“You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”

“Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”

“I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”

“I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”

“You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”

“I don’t care.”

“Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”

“You’re such a piece of shit.”

“I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”

“You’re so stupid.”

“Why do I waste my time with you?”

“You’re not the person I thought you were.”

“Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”

“I deserve so much better.”

“We’re not friends. We were never friends!”

“I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”

“Don’t apologize - you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”

“No, I’m never giving you another chance!”

“I wish you were never born.”

“You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”

“I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”

“When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”

“Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”

“I don’t know what they see in you.”

“You’re an embarrassment to me.”

“You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”

“I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”

“God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”

“How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”

“Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”

“How can you even live with yourself?”

“If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”

“Being with you was the worst time of my life.”

“You’re a monster.”

“Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”

“I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”

“You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”

“Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”

“You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”

“I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”

“If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”

“Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”

“Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”

“You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”

“Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”

“Look at you. You’re disgusting.”

“Stop making me look bad.”

“You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”

“Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”

“Go play in traffic.”

“Fuck off.”

“If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”

“How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”

“I can’t even look at you right now.”

“It was all a lie.”

“I never loved you, and I never will.”

“Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”

“You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”

“Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”

“I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”

“For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”

“An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”

“You’re everything I hate in a person.”

“I wish you were dead.”

“You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”

“What a sad sack of shit you are.”

“My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”

“How could you? You bastard!”

“I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”

“Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”

“You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”

“Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”

“Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”

“Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”

“Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”

“You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”

“I can’t stand people like you.”

“Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”

“If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”

“I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”

“If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”

“I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”

“I’m disgusted by you.”

“Fuck you!”

“If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”

“I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”

“I hate you.”

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“Well I agree, but we need to make sure-THAT’S NOT POSSESSED TIKI, STOP! DO NOT KILL NAGA’S INNOCENT DAUGHTER!”

Michele could see Marth drawing Falchion and went to tackle Viola.

“What the fuck is wrong with everyone?”

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“Mareeta’s weapon is similar to Valter’s, Berkut sold his soul and sacrificed his beloved Rinea for Duma’s power, Delthea is being possessed by Duma’s cult, Tiki is being brainwashed by Gharnef, and Corrin... well I don’t know what’s going on with her to be honest.”

“What the fuck is wrong with everyone?”

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I give up.

I don't love this game anymore.

I was burning out as was, but after this latest news... I quit.

This essentially makes this blog more dead than it was before.

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"You can drop the act. We both know we're neither happy nor nice around each other." The Summoner's tone was a hefty deadpan, eyes narrowed as if trying to peer into him.

(Oh whoops. I thought you'd permanently left, not just went on hiatus.) "Oh fucking Christ, I was hoping you were dead. God damnit all."

“Well, that’s… not very nice…” Valter mumbled, sounding a little hurt. Or, perhaps, insulted. “What have I done to deserve such a rebuke, Summoner? Am I not your most ardent defender?”

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“Makes me glad I have no alts.” Viola feels bad for the third wave of bunnies. “Are you secretly a.... what’s the term? Playbunny fan as well as a villain?” The villain parts joking

“I don’t choose who gets put in bunny outfits,” Michele said coldly. “If I did, I certainly wouldn’t put Veronica in one because I’m not Valter. I also am disgusted by Loki in case you forget our previous dealings with her, so I do not have any care for her at all no matter how slutty she’s dressed.”

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“Now really isn’t the time for spring bunnies,” Michele grumbled. “That being said... we finally get Bruno’s, Zacharius’.... whatever he wants to be called, we finally get his wisdom and Veronica can stop asking where her brother is, even if he is wearing a bunny costume.”

“But why did we need a second Loki?”

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Michele, Summoner of Askr (Fire Emblem Heroes)

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Send help. I now have 11 D&D 5E characters, 10 of which I will probably never play.

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(I’m gonna wait until I beat the new chapter to speak about a certain unit on horseback ICly, but goodness me Hel did not wait to make herself a new toy.)

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“Help!” Rushing forward the red headed girl quickly tugs on Michelle’s sleeve with worry, her finger pointing at a women in armour about to pinch someone. “Someone pissed off mama.” More for meme then serious

"Well if they pissed her off, there's not much I can do other than prevent her from killing them. But the real question is... who would be that dumb?"