thespywithmanners

[thespywithmanners]

AHEM. FRENCHIE!!!!!!!

Uh. Thank you. FOR HELPING ME YESTERDAY. YOU SERVED AMERICA WITH HONOUR, CROUTON. I DID NOT EXPECT SUCH AN ACT OF PATRIOTISM FROM A HIPPIE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Keep up the good work, son!!!!!!!! RAAGAGAAAHHGAGH

You're welcome, Soldier.

Whatever would we do without you?

[thespywithmanners]

Cw: Rant about Scoutspy

I FUCKING hate Scoutspy shippers. Yes, I am talking to YOU specifically bluekitty228. If you don't know who they are, they post on tiktok and twitter of NSFW art Scoutspy crap and they're FAMOUS too! They're not some hidden fan who has a few followers and thinks he's safe from the fandom but NO! They are actually a little higher up in popularity especially on Tiktok, and it's disgusting. Along with every one of you bastards who ships them too. Every art, fanfiction, everything of them being together. Because you're meaning to tell me, out of EVERYONE in the Tf2 universe, the mercs, Saxton, Maggie, Miss Pauling and more, you just decided to ship the only ones that are father and son?? Tell me oh so horny fellow on HOW would you think that's okay? On top of that, the dynamic of Scout and Spy doesn't even have bond, they did kinda but def not a good one because they HATED each other. The only thing literally not making them kill each other is that they are obligated not too because they work together (And Spy can't kill hid own son but he sure as hell can cuss him out and beat the shit out of with a mannequin) throughout the whole thing up until the very end where they finally became friends, so there is NO reason for people to be shipping them at all or in the first place because guess what? THEY ARE FATHER AND SON. Fucking disgusting the lot of you who thinks shipping them and DRAWING THEM NSFW is okay. Get some fucking help. ❤

Thank you for listening to this rant. This will not change anything as Scoutspy will still be out there unfortunately, but hey, at least they know I and I hope some TF2 fans hate them too.

[thespywithmanners]

Ah, yes. I understand now. Thank you for elaborating.

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Elaborate, please.

[thespywithmanners]

Yeah, I think so too. Come on, Solly. I'll escort you to him.

iicdnnsee furewotkd

[thespywithmanners]

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Elaborate, please.

[thespywithmanners]

It's okay, Soldier. Take your time.

iicdnnsee furewotkd

[thespywithmanners]

you're not the real spy, an actual french man would never be caught dead admitting he cares about *proper english*!

Non, I simply like correcting people.

And by the way, French is spelled with an uppercase F since it's a nationality.

[thespywithmanners]

Whats youre real name? 😙

My name is none of your concern, but you may call me Spy.

Also, there's an apostrophe in "what's" and in this context it is spelled "your". Do they not teach proper English in schools anymore?

[thespywithmanners]

Also. Before i hop off of tumblr for abit (im already supost to be on break but this app is my coping mechanism) i hand you an old Spy collage i made

I have a BLU spy one somewhere aswell but its more purple than blue

Mon dieu, c'est magnifique!

(ooc: I'm sorry for the late reply, I didn't get a notification and only now checked my inbox! /srs)

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy sighs contently at the few kisses and caresses Sniper's arms, brushing soft circles onto his skin*

*But not even halfway through the movie he closes his eyes and begins to snore lightly*

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy chuckles at the idea*

Sure, let's watch The Spy Came in from the Cold.. it's my favourite..

*He smiles warmly at the Australian and let himself be led to the bed*

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy hugs Sniper and rests his face in the crook of his neck, letting himself be held.*

Thank you, bushman.. for all of this.. I needed it..

*He sighs contently and closes his eyes tiredly*

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

What are you gonna do about it? Make another one?

Hey.

*drops this thing i made in your inbox*

(Its so bad omfg)

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS

THAT'S FKN BEAUTIFUL

AAAGGGHHHHHH

*eats it*

[thespywithmanners]

Hey.

*drops this thing i made in your inbox*

(Its so bad omfg)

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS

THAT'S FKN BEAUTIFUL

AAAGGGHHHHHH

*eats it*

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy stands there, dumbstruck by Sniper's words. The world seems to stop spinning and his breath holds for a moment.*

Jacques..

*He moves his glance back to the assassin as he realizes he doesn't want stupid secrets to create a brick wall between them.*

My name's Jacques..

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

*He sighs again and looked away. The last statement of Sniper simply wasn't true in Spy's mind. He considered himself to be pretty, yes, but he was far from being perfect. His past still haunts him and it's slowly devouring his sanity until there's only a cold, emotionless shell of a man left.*

Sniper, I-..

*He stops. His mind is drowned in thoughts and worry and he needs a second to formulate his needs*

.. Make me forget, Mick. Make me forget everything I've done and bring light into the darkness that swallowed me..

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

RELEASE ME

Blows you up with mind

*uses the Dead Ringer*

Hahaha! Not today, blu moth!