thespywithmanners

[thespywithmanners]

you're not the real spy, an actual french man would never be caught dead admitting he cares about *proper english*!

Non, I simply like correcting people.

And by the way, French is spelled with an uppercase F since it's a nationality.

[thespywithmanners]

Whats youre real name? 😙

My name is none of your concern, but you may call me Spy.

Also, there's an apostrophe in "what's" and in this context it is spelled "your". Do they not teach proper English in schools anymore?

[thespywithmanners]

Also. Before i hop off of tumblr for abit (im already supost to be on break but this app is my coping mechanism) i hand you an old Spy collage i made

I have a BLU spy one somewhere aswell but its more purple than blue

Mon dieu, c'est magnifique!

(ooc: I'm sorry for the late reply, I didn't get a notification and only now checked my inbox! /srs)

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy sighs contently at the few kisses and caresses Sniper's arms, brushing soft circles onto his skin*

*But not even halfway through the movie he closes his eyes and begins to snore lightly*

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy chuckles at the idea*

Sure, let's watch The Spy Came in from the Cold.. it's my favourite..

*He smiles warmly at the Australian and let himself be led to the bed*

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy hugs Sniper and rests his face in the crook of his neck, letting himself be held.*

Thank you, bushman.. for all of this.. I needed it..

*He sighs contently and closes his eyes tiredly*

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

What are you gonna do about it? Make another one?

Hey.

*drops this thing i made in your inbox*

(Its so bad omfg)

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS

THAT'S FKN BEAUTIFUL

AAAGGGHHHHHH

*eats it*

[thespywithmanners]

Hey.

*drops this thing i made in your inbox*

(Its so bad omfg)

HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS

THAT'S FKN BEAUTIFUL

AAAGGGHHHHHH

*eats it*

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy stands there, dumbstruck by Sniper's words. The world seems to stop spinning and his breath holds for a moment.*

Jacques..

*He moves his glance back to the assassin as he realizes he doesn't want stupid secrets to create a brick wall between them.*

My name's Jacques..

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

*He sighs again and looked away. The last statement of Sniper simply wasn't true in Spy's mind. He considered himself to be pretty, yes, but he was far from being perfect. His past still haunts him and it's slowly devouring his sanity until there's only a cold, emotionless shell of a man left.*

Sniper, I-..

*He stops. His mind is drowned in thoughts and worry and he needs a second to formulate his needs*

.. Make me forget, Mick. Make me forget everything I've done and bring light into the darkness that swallowed me..

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

RELEASE ME

Blows you up with mind

*uses the Dead Ringer*

Hahaha! Not today, blu moth!

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy gasps and hugs him back. He didn't expect Sniper to have a soft side and is unsure what to do. In an attempt to calm Sniper down from his emotional height he whispers back into his ear*

I've been wanting this for so long, bushman.. every time I saw you stalking your enemy with your scope, every time I caught you getting a beer for the night, every time I watched you go to your van.. all I wanted was to hold you.. and never let go..

I need you, jar man.. now more than ever..

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

Blows you up with mind

*uses the Dead Ringer*

Hahaha! Not today, blu moth!

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy sighs contently with a light shudder, missing the touch of another man*

Mon dieu.. it's been too long since I've been touched like this.. I missed it..

*Spy kisses Sniper's cheek softly*

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

Frenchie 🫵

I know *sobs* and I've been trying to stop the Frenchness, but I can't.. *sobs*.. I can't..

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy cups Sniper's cheeks in his hands and kisses him back, as soft and delicate as Sniper's been kissing him to preserve the gentle moment for a bit, before moving his right hand towards the bottom hem of Sniper's shirt, the left remaining on his face*

Take it off..

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..

[thespywithmanners]

*Spy chuckles lightly and mumbles*

And you reek, bushman..

*He continues with the kisses, slowly moving towards his ear and then down to his neck*

But I don't really mind, I like it...

Hey, Spook. How's it goin'? I got a beer or two with yer name on'em, or some whiskey if you prefer, wanna come round? I'll trade ya for a smoko.

- @the-red-sniper

Sure, why not?.. also, I've been doing well the last couple of days, thank you for asking. Winning nearly every match really sparks my joy and satisfaction. And you? How have you been yourself? Still living in that old van?..