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But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me, in every way that a person can be saved.

TITANIC (1997) dir. James Cameron

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

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“Sorry, this claim has been debunked. :/ Here’s the source.”

The source: This false claim is falsey-false because the people who say it are wrong and bad. I talked to Science and he told me so himself. Here’s some pithy quotes by blue checkmarks.

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blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

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The true definition of "thinking outside the box" 🤔

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anyone who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s knows those days are long. time was slow and there was enough to spare lay on cool grass and watch the clouds go by. time to enjoy silence. places to run and hide, to play with friends by some secret creek. days seemed to stretch on forever.

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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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Love how the left becomes instantly vitriolically racist the moment minorities don't toe the line and vote left. Remember folks, the moment you're not of use to these people, they will drop you and run you over and light you on fire for good measure.

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Will 2016 ever come to an end?

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Don't care + didn't ask + you'd have cheered Jesus's crucifixion + you'd have built a golden idol while Moses was on the mountain + you'd have sold out Jews to the Nazis + you'd have ratted on Heemeyer to the cops

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I have to say this because no one else is, but getting ectopic pregnancy / miscarriage care is not illegal. Anywhere. It’s just not. So if you are suffering from an ectopic pregnancy or a miscarriage just go to the doctor. If your doctor says “uh I’m not sure if that’s allowed” they are lying and that’s medical malpractice.