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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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CAL KESTIS meets LUKE SKYWALKER and it goes exactly as you’d expect 🫢

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*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

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this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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Annual reblog of the liminal spacemas from instachaz

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not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

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Thought I'd share this meme that has been developing on the r/lordoftherings subreddit over the last couple days. Enjoy!

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I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

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List of media where the title is significantly more accurate than you expect going in:

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

- Everything Everywhere All At Once

- The Thing

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping