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me @ every party

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this is just the silliest thing ever, the POPE gave the president a science essay 👀

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google just made me so emo

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where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

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Where I’m the most aggressive:

-Singing LWYMMD

-“if a man talks SHIT then I owe him NOTHING”

-Singing TIWWCHNT

-“I hit you like BANG”

-“I swear I don’t love the drama, IT LOVES ME”

-“and all the PIECES FALL”

-“GO GO GO”

-Singing getaway car in general

-“BODY AND SOUL”

-“is this the END of all the ENDINGS”

-“my broken BONES are MENDING”

-“up on the roof with a school girl CRUSH”

-“drinking beer outta plastic CUPPPSSSS”

-“Say you fancy me not fancy STUFF”

-“I’m a mess but I’m the mess that you wanted”

-“All the LIARS are calling ME ONE”

-“I beg you on my knees to STAY”

-Singing IDSB (specifically, RADADADADADADAD DA DA)

-“I BURY HATCHETS BUT I KEEP MAPS ON WHERE I PUT EM”

-“I got SOME big ENEMIES”

-“With their Range Rovers and their JAGUARS”

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person: god dang it

god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED

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Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

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Why did my new white undershirts come in a resealable bag… But my cereal still doesn’t?

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I’m so thankful to the inventor of yoga pants. Your work hasn’t gone unnoticed.

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i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

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I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything

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This is important.

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I’ve got 99 problems and Sirius Black going from an abusive home to having his best friends murdered to spending 12 years falsely imprisoned to never having his name cleared before his untimely death is all of them