thepicklegifter

[thepicklegifter]

[may i suggest rick

PICKLE RIIIIIICK-

/j]

[I'M NOT NAMING HIM RICK, THAT'S AN OLD MAN NAME NOT A TWINK NAME- /hj /silly]

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glickle anon is your ship child

glickles are the new bane of my existence why would you suggest this

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now, I haven't been active in... Uh... A while, but...

People are putting glitter into their pickle jars and I think that's a crime against me specifically

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y'know, it's not often that I see an ad on Pinterest and go "oh that's fun", but they really nailed their target demographic today

[thepicklegifter]

NUH UH

HEY @thepicklestealer!!!!!!!!!

I WIN

[thepicklegifter]

NO U WONT

NUH UHHH.

I'M. UH. HIDING THE STASH. WELL. YOU LITERALLY HAVEN'T FOUND IT DURING OUR ENTIRE RIVALRY. SO I'M CONFIDENT.

SO. HA.

-@thepicklegifter

WELL UHHH

ILL FIND IT

TOTALLY

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HEY @thepicklestealer!!!!!!!!!

I WIN

[thepicklegifter]

NICE PEOPLE CAN LIKE SPOOKY VIBES TOO!

Ouuuuuughhhhhh why is it still so warm outttttt I just want it to be fall so I can have my spooky vibes >:(

-@thepicklegifter

how dare you want spooky vibes im the evil one!

[thepicklegifter]

[the evil purposes totally not being that thepicklestealer doesn't secretly like cosplaying or anything /hj]

Do u wear wigs

definetly only for evil purposes

[thepicklegifter]

reblog if you want your followers to tell you something that reminds them of you, anonymously or not!

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hehehe

@thepicklestealer-

guys please i beg you draw your favorite pair in this i need to see what happens (@ me please)

[thepicklegifter]

Interactions are at a critical low. I need to say something funny.

ahem

PENIS

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this guy gets it

hands you a ringpop

sLUUURRPPP SLSKUEKE LSUR LSUR LSURYRUP GULSP GULOBSKSYPUR SLUERRPRPP GULP SSLURUERYRP GHUKCH SLUUUSOPPRL SLORIOOP SLOP

[thepicklegifter]

apologies that I haven't been very active, here's some pickle-flavored things that I've found popping up in the real world recently

@thepicklestealer You can't stop my stash from growing. It's in ketchup now.

[thepicklegifter]

[ 🇵🇸From the river to the sea🍉 ]

[ I can't do much, but this is worth revisiting a blog for, even if I don't have the reach I used to. Please leave more links in the replies/reblogs, I'll edit this post with more. I'm sorry I can't do much. ]

Clicks - https://arab.org

Demand a ceasefire - https://ceasefiretoday.com

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tempted to change the PFP. I feel a bit bad about it tho because it's cool art soup did and hhhhhhhhhh but design has changed a bit. I'm rambling now but ye lmao

(sorry for the tags but @thecomicallytragicgangle/@silhouette-anon/@theclownkaufmo for soup's blogs)

[thepicklegifter]

hi

I make a humble request to be added :,)

debating making my own picrew... and maybe sneaking in some taocc reference designs... eheheheheee