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....Anyone who knows me in real life and has had the pain JOY of seeing me with my favourite squishmellow (who is actually with me right now, so my girl says hello!) will know that I will attack (both verbally and physically) anyone who touches her. I don't know. I just feel super protective over her to a concerning extent.... so yeah, I obviously picked the squishmallows tehe >:)

Tagged by the wonderful @theresa-of-liechtenstein I'm so so sorries I forgor

Tagging @strollingsquid @discordant-daydreams @iamthesub-librarian @kingscythe @crossnamara

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*puts blueberries on ur head*

random, but okay!!!

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he didn’t have to make all those wires so wiggly & i know he just wanted to do that

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We’re gonna pretend my train of thought makes sense okay .

I was working on that animation with her literally all day yesterday so I was staring at her face a lot and her teeth reminded me of Varian for a sec & we ended up here

This is by no means solidly canon but I think it’s funny

Uhhhh tagging @mexicanvarianz cuz I mentioned you in the image & I probably wouldn’t have even thought of this without your art/headcanon lmao

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I only have so much time in my day, so ...

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I only have so much time in my day, so ...

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they’re like the devil and angel in my shoulders but they’re both evil

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wham. blammo. awooga.

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just realised that Charlie could also be called Lottie... Because her name is Charlotte...

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Baby mine, don't you cry

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Basically tangled season 3.

No alchemists were held hostage or princesses were run over during the making of this video.

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(discussing a diversion going into the woods)

nuru: okayy this route should be fine...our best plan is just don't die

hugo: that really the best plan with three suicidal bitches on the team?

nuru: oop, well, uhh...stay in one piece?

hugo (looks at varian): wait

hugo: are you suicidal?

varian: weellll that's an interesting question to ask someone

varian: but to answer your question in fact I am

hugo: great! we're going into the woods with three suicidal bitches and yong and our running plan is don't die!

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no, the prisons didn’t have windows, because why on earth would humans need to see the outdoors?? that’s positively ridiculous!

but if they did (and if varian wasn’t, most likely, in the very lowest levels), there’s a faint chance that the king and queen might have had another lantern ceremony while he was incarcerated. a ceremony he watched through the window.

in “happiness is…”, rapunzel finds lanterns with messages in them for her. (it is utterly heartbreaking and one of the moments when tangled: the series really shines.) i don’t doubt that, while the king and queen have some idea where she is this time, they’ll still want to send a message, for themselves and the kingdom. a message that has more hope in it this time around.

now, quirin has been in corona for, as far as we know, over twenty years. he would have caught on to the lantern tradition and been a part of it.

so, all his life, varian would have lifted lanterns into the sky with their reflection in his eyes. every year, he’d either be in quirin’s arms or right next to him. when he was old enough to, he would have felt sympathy for the lost princess, because wherever she was, she probably didn’t feel as safe and whole and part-of-something as he did on these special days.

but then he actually meets rapunzel— legend-come-to-life— and she’s like a goddess. and then she reveals herself to be human in a way that hurts him, and he reveals himself to be demonic (in his eyes), and he fights her with everything he has. and then he’s sitting in a cell and watching those lights, without his dad. and he grieves quirin, but he also grieves the kid he used to be, and the faith he used to have in the world.

and how does rapunzel deal with this, if varian were to mention it? how could she look her reflection in the eye, knowing there was another child in a cage, looking out at those lanterns? she’d hate herself, at least a little bit, because she is good and she hates bad actions. and as she does the work of reconciling that with herself— because you can’t (or shouldn’t) change the past, and all good people can do is move forward— a part of her would long for her own cage. it would crave the days when she didn’t have to make such burdensome decisions, and when she couldn’t hurt anyone.

in a way, both varian and rapunzel would be longing for the first years they gazed at those lights.

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no, the prisons didn’t have windows, because why on earth would humans need to see the outdoors?? that’s positively ridiculous!

but if they did (and if varian wasn’t, most likely, in the very lowest levels), there’s a faint chance that the king and queen might have had another lantern ceremony while he was incarcerated. a ceremony he watched through the window.

in “happiness is…”, rapunzel finds lanterns with messages in them for her. (it is utterly heartbreaking and one of the moments when tangled: the series really shines.) i don’t doubt that, while the king and queen have some idea where she is this time, they’ll still want to send a message, for themselves and the kingdom. a message that has more hope in it this time around.

now, quirin has been in corona for, as far as we know, over twenty years. he would have caught on to the lantern tradition and been a part of it.

so, all his life, varian would have lifted lanterns into the sky with their reflection in his eyes. every year, he’d either be in quirin’s arms or right next to him. when he was old enough to, he would have felt sympathy for the lost princess, because wherever she was, she probably didn’t feel as safe and whole and part-of-something as he did on these special days.

but then he actually meets rapunzel— legend-come-to-life— and she’s like a goddess. and then she reveals herself to be human in a way that hurts him, and he reveals himself to be demonic (in his eyes), and he fights her with everything he has. and then he’s sitting in a cell and watching those lights, without his dad. and he grieves quirin, but he also grieves the kid he used to be, and the faith he used to have in the world.

and how does rapunzel deal with this, if varian were to mention it? how could she look her reflection in the eye, knowing there was another child in a cage, looking out at those lanterns? she’d hate herself, at least a little bit, because she is good and she hates bad actions. and as she does the work of reconciling that with herself— because you can’t (or shouldn’t) change the past, and all good people can do is move forward— a part of her would long for her own cage. it would crave the days when she didn’t have to make such burdensome decisions, and when she couldn’t hurt anyone.

in a way, both varian and rapunzel would be longing for the first years they gazed at those lights.

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Context :P

Saporians are to him what the English are to me (/lhj)

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Thank you [tumblr] (derogatory)

I caved and im gonna make a vat7k fic

Specifically a varigo fic

No spoilers but there WILL be a forbidden lovers trope