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Just dazed him enough to erase his memory and make him think we share things as husband and wife

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maybe stop sexualizing real people you don't know

This blog has always had a deliberately ironic, mischievous, and at times overtly over-the-top tone. I’m keen to defend the spirit that has always defined this space: here, we celebrate – sometimes brazenly, yes, but always within a consciously theatrical and parodic context. I’m sorry that some readers interpret what I write so severely. That said, I do like to question myself, and I reflect on the fact that my language might come across as jarring to some. However, it’s clear that those who frequent this space are well aware of the tone, the language, and the intent behind the posts.

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Sorry but with the cigarette hanging off his lip, that’s exactly the look he’s giving you while you’re up against the wall with your panties down and his hands between your legs

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The wonder of this laugh so genuine and childlike..

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Dear diary,

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Usually 16 and Pregnant’s baby daddy :

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He clearly refers to director Ryan Coogler’s children in the interview, yet many people thought he was talking about his own, and I honestly don’t understand how that could be misinterpreted. That said, the post was made as a light-hearted reaction to the momentary surprise I felt upon hearing the news -whether it’s true or not- and it’s that state of astonishment I’m ironically exaggerating. I made a joke about it precisely because, if he does have a daughter (or more), it doesn’t throw me off in the slightest -and that should honestly be everyone’s attitude. No one should feel disturbed or unsettled by things like this. I have no power to make a piece of news true or false, and I definitely had no intention of spreading false rumors. I admire Jack as an actor for the incredible work he puts into every project. Unlike other public figures who openly share parts of their private lives -leaving no room for speculation- when it comes to more private individuals like him, there’s always the risk that someone will feel entitled to invent juicy gossip, spreading fake news and fueling widespread misinformation that ultimately harms them.

Delighted that I can still seduce him 🫶🏽

Depressed ever since I found out he has a daughter — which unfortunately means I can no longer seduce him, as he’s now officially a family man.

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Depressed ever since I found out he has a daughter — which unfortunately means I can no longer seduce him, as he’s now officially a family man.

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He looks just like the scoundrel I inevitably give my number to as the night winds down

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Baby you’re the charisma kid—slightly restless, always with a cigarette hanging from your lips and an above-average IQ. Misunderstood by everyone, you’re the one who keeps me up at night and makes me lose my mind

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Post di apprezzamento per Gabriel Garko perché nessuno era bello come lui

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Distract yourself with hobbies

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💎hermoso, precioso

Baby X VOGUE MEXICO

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He’s my other half. Maybe I’m not his right now, but he’s still mine.

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These two mess me up so much that trying to describe the effect they have on me would accidentally turn into a 1k-word smut.

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Now I finally get what Goethe meant when he said “To make two people fall in love, just separate them.” We’re apart and I love you.