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Professional ragebaiter

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Things I’m obsessed with after coming out of the Superman 2025 film:

- our introduction to this superman being him getting dragged across the tundra on his face by his dog

- green lantern’s use of the ‘big blue’ nickname

- Perry white and the daily planet core group not gaf about the mandatory evacuation and going over their newest story nonchalantly as people flee around them

- the rasp in David’s voice when he yelled the “People Were Going To DIE—“ line

- Lex Luther being pushed to TEARS at the end due to the intensity of his hatred for Superman

- the scene where Superman rising out of the dust and debris to make sure the lady got away okay (the visuals combined with the musical score gave me actual goosebumps)

- the clone reveal (I.e. the subtle nod to a Connor Kent storyline in the future hopefully and how this superman is going to deal with it)

- Lois’s apartment, just in general - also the fact that we got to see her apartment and not Clark’s

- just, everything time mr. Terrific was on screen to be honest but ESPECIALLY his ‘I’m goddamn Mr. Terrific” line

- the scene with the three kids holding up the flag, goosebumps again instantly

- the choice to make pa Kent and Clark’s relationship be the emotionally charged dynamic (we love to see male vulnerability not used as the butt of a joke)

- the score during the moment of eye contact between Lois and Metamorpho after they escape the pocket universe

- jimmy’s rizz factor being the technical reason they won the battle in the end

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What I really loved about this portrayal of Mr. Terrific was that yes he is the smartest man there. But he is so expressive. So many smart characters have to act like their above emotion and reacting. But no he's getting mad because he knows he's too smart to be dealing with this shit

"Quit playing around!!!"

"You brought the damn dog????"

*shoves guys face out of the way with his entire hand*

A lot of geniuses on shows and movies become detached because their so much better than everyone else. But Mr. Terrific is very much present and kind of always pissed about that. He's human and caring enough to not just Dr. Manhattan his way out.

He gets the job done but he will also tell you "Hurry your ass up!!!"

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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

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everybody say "thank you superman 2025 for bringing truly irredeemable villains back with lex luther!"

he is a cold blooded killer. he has pathetic tantrums and throws pens on the floor. he only wears black. he delivers a fantasically evil villain monologue. he cries pathetically when beaten. his motivation is not related to some tragic backstory, but is simply jealousy twisted into something so deplorably evil. he is bald.

this movie really is All That™️ and then some.

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best part of the Superman movie was when Mr Terrific just soloed everyone at that camp while boss music was playing and Lois was watching with the most terrified expression ever like

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Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

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"It's a dog!"

"Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared."

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is there any interest in perhaps a saw furry server?

for anyone who does like, anthro furries, warrior cat aus, dragon aus of whatever?

just so people can share their art and designs

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just saw the new Superman and yknow what I keep thinking about?.. when he’s fighting Luthor’s diversion in Metropolis, Clark is making every effort to isolate it to a relatively open space (the park). damages are at a minimum. but that takes time, it’s not efficient enough, so then the corporate-funded Justice Gang shows up - and oops, suddenly buildings are being swept off their foundations, civilians in direct line of fire, the city core is getting ripped apart. he’s scrambling to save children, squirrels, people caught in the red zone while the others are more interested in punching the big monster. the story makes it absolutely clear that corporations don’t care about life or harm reduction, and in a world in which superheroes are already normalized, this kindness is what sets Superman apart

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excuse me for stating the obvious but like. james gunn outright calling superman an immigrant and doubling down on it when he got backlash (because he IS an immigrant, that's the point of superman) + the in-movie dialogue of "aren't you going to read me my rights?" "you're an extraterrestrial, son. you haven't got any rights to read." + the violence of his arrest and how they torture and mistreat him unapologetically, all under the guise of "protecting america", in a film releasing during the onslaught of violent ICE kidnappings and abuse... yeah it's really no wonder right-wing knobheads are crying about this being woke. they're being forced to look directly at the reasons one of the most well-known and beloved heroes of all time would not be on their side. and that's only ONE of the reasons this movie covers

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Green eyes but they look grey in most lighting

Stinks of absolute nothing. Like everything near him also smells like nothing its that strong.

Doesn’t eat that often.

Menacing when he’s taller than you, stupid looking when he’s shorter.

Love language is staring contests/j

Like actually he will just sometimes stare into absolute nothing. Mainly when he has nothing he could currently be doing.

No one can ask for him to write something for them bc they will get the allegations of using chat gpt.

He enjoys those grandma sweets. And also mints.

HAS NO ❌❌❌❌❌ dance moves bro. He never really learnt. Maybe he would just awkwardly move around and twirl

Possibly can sing, probably can’t.

DO NOT ❌❌ put sticky notes or stickers on his face. Especially if smiles are drawn on them. He will turn them upside down.

He could hold your hand but he’d rather not.

If you’re ugly he WILL say it to your face.

He likes cats. Sure, he also somewhat likes dogs, but if he HAD to choose between a cat or a dog, he would the cat.

He likes tea. Not in the way where its like “HE DRINKS TEA DAILY, HOURLY, EVERY MINUTE, EVERY SECOND”, but he has a tea set somewhere, and sometimes will be drinking tea.

My head hurts bye

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They all partake I fear

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I spent like uhhh a week on this guys

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AU if grace never stole the gun

the whole “what’s in your pocket steph-o-nie” scene but it’s just the cool rock she found in the forest while running for her life

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