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DUDE DO YOU STILL LIVE

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Define “live”. 

School is exhausting. I’m exhausted. This is like...over a year old. I think we are both dead a little. 

Maybe I will catch up on the comics this summer (Since I’ve been buying them, just never having the time to read them) and I’ll revive my gal and Nauts. 

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// POINTS AND YELLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

//SC REA M S IN RES PONSE XOXOXO

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sassafrass

♕☠— “S-ass-a-what?”

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♕☠— Like for a starter. 

but a very short, nondescritpive one, until i’ve caught up on the comics w o o p s

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♕☠— The guard lets her digits relax before her frame follows suit, melting with practice into the arms of the titan. Her optics flicker a bit at his words, brightening at the truth within them, even as her processor formulates up a witty response to challenge the large mech.

Smug as he may be, her words are lost when his lips brush across hers. Her hands, having been left where his face once was, slide along his neck before curling at the back and locking him in place. "That was weak," she taunts, a warm tingle spreading from her spark and through her frame at that gentle purr. Her head lifts just that small distance, but her lips instead press to the corner of his mouth with a smug smirk.

"You're the worst torture a mech could have, dear Max."

Chromia.

♕☠— She can’t help the small swell to her spark at the laugh that rings through her audials. It was quite rare to hear the Titan laugh– almost rare enough to make his “torture” worth it. Instead of a comment to address her thoughts, theres a roll of her optics before her vents woosh out a sigh of mock aggravation. “Max,” she repeats, always enjoying the way his name rolls out of her mouth. “We both,” she emphasizes this with a curl of her digits into that soft metal of his face plating, “know that this is not love. This is torture.” “Cruel and unusual punishment.”

【☆】⎡Max too loved it when she said his name. Her voice was music to his ears; to hear his name leave her lips felt like the highest of praises–––even if it was in mock exasperation. He relaxed his hold, leaving Chromia to lounge in his arms comfortably, free of restriction and continued torture.” SMUG was the grin he wore, despite his attempts to look innocent. 

❝Love is the worst kind of torture,❞ he retorted. Pushing past her hands, Max leaned in this time to graze his lips against Chromia’s. A gentle, content purr started up in his chest.⎦

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You can run from your ＤＥＭＯＮＳ until you are ＥＸＨＡＵＳＴＥＤ

  one day you will have to ＳＴＯＰ && find out what they ＷＡＮＴＥＤ

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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”

“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”

“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”

“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”

“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] So it involves feces and large birds.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.

[text] I will not get you donuts.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.

[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.

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♕☠— She can't help the small swell to her spark at the laugh that rings through her audials. It was quite rare to hear the Titan laugh-- almost rare enough to make his "torture" worth it. Instead of a comment to address her thoughts, theres a roll of her optics before her vents woosh out a sigh of mock aggravation. "Max," she repeats, always enjoying the way his name rolls out of her mouth. "We both," she emphasizes this with a curl of her digits into that soft metal of his face plating, "know that this is not love. This is torture." "Cruel and unusual punishment."

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♕☠— She, for a brief moment, almost thinks she has won that small battle. It was probably funny, really, to see the relief in the bot’s optics at that kiss to her palm completely morph into a look of betrayal. And then, of course, the loud snorting cackle that is quick to follow. Her spark swells, both in embarrassment and something close to affection as her frame curls inwards in a desperate attempt to get the mech’s mouth away from her stomach. “MaX,” she manages to get out, servos once again trying to push his face away and save herself.

➣♞ ||⎡he can feel the laughter shaking her frame through his lips. his own laugh rings out, surprisingly gentle for a bit his size, but incredibly genuine. 

❝i’m just trying to love you,❞ he protests, letting her push his face away again. ❝i can’t believe you’d try to stop me from loving you.❞⎦

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☈☇||⎡❝yeah? well, c’est la vie.❞⎦

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♕☠— She, for a brief moment, almost thinks she has won that small battle. It was probably funny, really, to see the relief in the bot's optics at that kiss to her palm completely morph into a look of betrayal. And then, of course, the loud snorting cackle that is quick to follow. Her spark swells, both in embaressment and something close to affection as her frame curls inwards in a desperate attempt to get the mech's mouth away from her stomach. "MaX," she manages to get out, servos once again trying to push his face away and save herself.

[scoops up the bodyguard and blows a raspberry on her cheST]

♕☠— There’s going to be a small gasp of surprise as she’s scooped up– there was quite the change of height, of course. Before she can question him however there’s a raspberry on her chest and a brief preview of a laugh before she chokes it down and instantly moves to shove his face away with a “mAX”.

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[scoops up the bodyguard and blows a raspberry on her cheST]

♕☠— There’s going to be a small gasp of surprise as she’s scooped up– there was quite the change of height, of course. Before she can question him however there’s a raspberry on her chest and a brief preview of a laugh before she chokes it down and instantly moves to shove his face away with a “mAX”.

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*DROPS URL HERE 2839283 YEARS 2 LATE*

Do I Follow Them?: heLL YES

Why Did I Follow Them?: BECAUSE WHAT A BABE

Do We Role Play?: YE AH

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: Y E A H 

An AU Idea For Our Muses: what if max was the average-sized one and chrOMIA WAS A GIANT GF…..

A Song For Our Muses: [x]

Do I Ship Our Muses?: h e l l  y e a h

What I Think About The Mun: what a MEMER oh god i love her [clings]

Overall Opinion: [GESTURES AGGRESSIVELY] FOLLOW ALL HER BLOGS SHE IS SUCH A GREAT WRITER LIKE GOD DAMN SHE MAKES ME QUESTION MY OWN QUALITY

Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 !!!!

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can i just babble a bit about how perfect otp; get wreCKED is??? 

max is giant and stRONG and constantly worried about unintentionally hurting people–––especially in the more intimate scenarios–––but

he doesn’t have to worry about that with chromia because she’s tough as nails, and quite capable of handling him–––even putting him in his place if she needs to

and then there’s the fact that max absolutely ADORES his precious warrior queen. she’s feisty and confident and proud and sexy af. 

goD i love this ship oh go d

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{hey losers 💙 So I started college and got super busy, and my spring break had been spent on a mission trip bUT id like to do some stuff when i get home on Friday.

So hit me up and let me know if you’d be interested??}

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i’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

that being said, semester is over for a little over a month so give me time to catch up and i’m all yours  feel free to send asks or anything though

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