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any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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But here's the stomper
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Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit
Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet
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I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.
#ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG#ALMOND CLUSTER SUCK#I will fight everyone in the Denny's parking lot over this#There's like NO CHOCOLATE to the cluster!?
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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers
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I am so sick and tired of not owning the shit that I buy dude


ur payin eighty dollars for this?

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GUYS I'M FUCKING CRYING
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[ METAMORPHOSIS 02. ]
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NO FLATLINE, WHAT WERE YOU SCARED ABOUT? (HA-HA-HA!)
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#CHEWING ON THEM LIKE A RABID DOG#love them :3#sonadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sth au
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the patreons know how old this is bc i changed the hedgehog's designs again </3
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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

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nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.
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I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.
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