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this was one of the drake lines I thought was pretty funny back when this feud was playing out

but now it's even funnier

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if you recently bought marketside broccoli from walmart, throw it out

https://www.wsaz.com/app/2025/02/03/broccoli-florets-sold-walmart-recalled-after-being-considered-deadly/

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I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

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Low-key fav Batman art trope is when the artist puts the suit on a mannequin next to Bruce so they can hang out

Or when Bruce sticks his hand in the cowl like he's Hamlet looking at Yorick

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looking a lot like bruce there, jaybird

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Cannot express how disturbed i am by some people’s commentary on Luigi Mangione. Not bc “violence bad” but because yall are acting like he’s already guilty. Mangione and The Adjuster (or whatever you wanna call them) are, as far as anyone should be concerned, completely different people. Both are hot. Both are based. Both deserve public support. But as of right now, The Adjuster is anonymous. I understand the appeal of celebrating Mangione and the desire for a Robin Hood like figure—but acting as though he is already guilty will only harm his chances of a fair verdict.

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i keep trying to make a funny post based on this egyptian predynastic eye paint palette shaped like two mud turtles but every time i look at them i start ugly laughing so im just gonna post them as is

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The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

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wild how we have a medication that is super effective at treating a debilitating disability but its controlled to hell and back because What If Someone Takes It For Fun like i have an idea who gives a shit

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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

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no wonder mommy has to march

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Dropout Smartypants: The WNBA is better than the NBA

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I'm fully team "Bruce and Talia love their children and try to be good parents but are hindered by the fact that Bruce is a deeply traumatized maladjusted rich person and Talia grew up in a cult of eco-terrorist assassins run by her egomaniacal father" so you can jot that down

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The dead robins club also doubles as the people who have physically assaulted Tim Drake club. Originally it was the people who have stabbed Tim Drake club but Steph wanted to know if she could join since she'd hit him in the face with a brick and after laughing so hard he almost peed Jason changed the sign.