theratcircus

[theratcircus]

Pokemon Halloween Candy Stickers made by QueenAltaria

[theratcircus]

Some folks watching Evil Dead II the way it was meant to be seen.

[theratcircus]

Margaret Qualley as Sue in THE SUBSTANCE (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat

[theratcircus]

Jason gets shot once with a gun with enough punch that is completely pierces his armor on the side, and there is a moment of panic because oh that was definitely his kidney right there, but Jason just keeps going like nothing happened and takes the guy down and then turns around like what are you guys staring at.

And he still doesn't look like he even noticed it.

"Jesus Christ Jason lay down!"

"What? Why?"

"What do you mean what, why? You just got shot!"

"What? Ah, damnit, I hate fixing up these, bullet holes in armor suck"

"Be less worried about bullet holes in your armor and more about bullet holes in you!"

"Relax, it didn't even hit me."

"What?"

And Jason proceeds to strip off his body armor and show that a lot of it is just, you know, armor and padding. His actual bodyline is a lot further in than where his armor makes it look like it is. And he is very confused over why everybody is confused about this because this is the whole fucking point of armor? You know, to shield his actual body? So he doesn't take the brunt of the hits? Oh, what is he even talking about, course you would be confused, you spandex-wearing weirdoes.

Later they ask him what else is a lie, because apparently Jason is not actually a hulking mass of muscle, and Jason proceeds to take his boots off, and immediately shifts from being 6'2+ to just 6 feet tall.

"Why are you wearing platform combat boots?!"

"I stepped on glass and other shit too many times while wearing those pixie boots! Not anymore! Nothing can get through these soles! Oh and also I like the height."

[theratcircus]

[theratcircus]

ITS FNAFTOBER ‼️

[theratcircus]

psa

[theratcircus]

particularly interesting excerpt from hugh grant’s letterboxd interview- i’m aware he said at some point he’d written an entire biography for the character of mr reed; whether that’ll be shared fully is unknown but even these tidbits of information alone are intriguing

[theratcircus]

He’s a multi-talented man. A John of all trades, if you will

just watched the first few saw movies, and PLEASE don’t spoil me if it gets addressed in later films, but.

what is it with john and crafts. he’s gifted in engineering & knows how to work some chemical MAGIC so where in that time did he pick up puppeteering?? or did he love puppets so much he commissioned one of his persona???

[theratcircus]

smart ass mouths is all they have in common

[theratcircus]

The rest of the Ubers team @ Barou :

[theratcircus]

[theratcircus]

Bachira Meguru | Blue Lock S2E6

[theratcircus]

THEY MAKE ME SICK!

HE PUT HIS HAND ON HER INJURED PART OF HER HEAD, HE RUBBED IT SOFTLY!

HE REPOSITIONED THEMSELVES TO MAKE HIM HUG HER INSTEAD OF HER ONLY.

GRAY’S USUAL FROWN TURNED TO SOFT BLUSH!!!!!

I'm going to cry!

[theratcircus]

I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

[theratcircus]

happy february to them and absolutely nobody else

[theratcircus]