theramenfondler

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sstypid ffucknf varity straw pack uneevrn colur dispritution 👎👎👎

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self-love/self-hate

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wake up v get me another beer

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I’m literally so hungry rn

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still trying to figure out tumblr haiiii hiiii

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Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

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I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core

call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word

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I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

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I fear this is the outfit of all time

via

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rb to have a super gay 2023

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guys do not type 32 x 25 into a calculator its so fucking scary

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Wait why am I so proud of him for knowing idk is three syllables?

I think they should invite the original creator of Dashcon (who is now a raccoon biologist) to Dashcon 2 (which just so happens to be in Toronto, the raccoon diabetes capital of the world)

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Chicken collages are a need not a want it turns out 

It's them: the LesbiHens💅

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Happy birthday, Duane.

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