Just your average nerd posting random thoughts very very occasionally. 20 y/o, she/her. My name is Rose but everyone tends to call me Radar. I'm always tired. I have the attention span of a goldfish, and my brain does not work properly.
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It's a well known fact that all gays are actually Captain America.
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My mom is making bacon, and while I love bacon, the whole house is smoky as hell now and I can't fuckin breathe
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I look down to see
He watches
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My little brother gets grounded from video games and TV and everything, and just doesn't care. Not a single shit given.
Yet when my step dad tells him he won't be able to play D&D with us this weekend and he has a fucking meltdown, crying and screaming at the top of his lungs. This kid's priorities are insane.
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People really think they can infringe on my rights just because I want to consume their souls? Selfish bastards.
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I got this absolutely adorable picture last night as the cat went to sleep on my bed
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Started messing around on Hero Forge. I love this character now and shall protect him at all costs. His name is Cornelius.
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Why do I never plan ahead for games? I've got an hour before running d&d and absolutely no plan.
Kill me.
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Never give your players an important NPC to get lore from. They will incessantly make fun of them until you give up on your lore dumping.
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So, my players were camping out in a cave in a place known as the Screaming Hills, when one of them sees a pair of eyes glowing in the dark. And then another, and another.
Sent this hastily drawn image to my players and said "roll initiative."
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My mom got me the greatest mug ever.
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I need to stop making stat blocks for my NPCs. The empress (an ancient silver dragon who rules the kingdom and is also the main quest-giver in my game) is absolutely terrifying.
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