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Only JKR could be a TERF and yet write Severus to be the most transfem character literally ever.

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SO HOT.

Barty eating from yogurt cups without a spoon to practice for when he eats Evan's cunt.

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Let's Be Honest Here: I think we ALL know what her intent was! To say, that man and woman are different things, which they're not, at least in that way. Instead, each student should have choose for themsleves if they wanted to be called a witch or a wizard.

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It's kind of funny that the author who thought it was a cool worldbuilding idea to make "witch" and "wizard" magical genders later revealed herself to be a raging terf.

Like I'm semi-sure it wasn't done with that intention, but Freud would have a field day with the unconscious biases lurking in her work.

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why the fuck are we shipping MINORS with full grown adults. like, sirius x hermione?? bellatrix x hermione?? harry x snape?? its so messed up and it needs to stop.

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shoutout to all the victims like myself who never would have found out that what was happening to them in that house wasn't normal without the internet. shoutout to the "depraved" corners on the internet for giving me the terminology i needed to understand this was wrong. shoutout to every single victim searching the internet alone at night to try to understand what was happening to you, and shoutout to the internet for providing us that life-saving information.

fuck the uk government for framing this as protecting kids.

there's a reason that victims of CSA or COCSA often find out later in life. later, when they're given the terminology. when they're granted access to material that would have saved them if given earlier on. when they're Old Enough to be allowed this education.

when they're old enough to receive the terminology. when they're too old to protect the child version of themself that was young enough to be left in the dark and taught it's normal.

maybe up the sex ed in schools so we don't have to rely on The Internet to tell us we are victims.

maybe do literally Anything Else to protect kids than have everybody hand over their information and FACE to third-party companies.

tired of censorship being viewed as protective.

tired of censorship being viewed as something progressive - on the whole, but a special mention to how rife this is in fandom spaces - when actually it just leaves victims behind every single time whilst people clap their hands and say they're protecting us.

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remus is so vans gay

regulus is so converse gay

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Ace James who doesn’t realize that people actually like sex. Like a lot more than he does.

So he starts dating Regulus and he has sex with him because it makes Regulus happy and that’s what you’re SUPPOSED to do when you date someone.

Then eventually, he realizes that’s not at all how sex should work. So he goes to ask Regulus about it.

He starts, like always, with “Would you still love me if…”

And at first Regulus isn’t really listening, cause he’s been asked

“would you still love me if i was a worm”

“Would you still love me if I’d never been born”

“Would you still love me if we’d never met”

and MANY more

And the answer is always yes, so he’s honestly hardly paying attention

But when he hears the words

“Would you still love me if we stopped having sex”

And James has his full attention.

Still, just like always, the answer is yes.

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HEAR ME OUT: sex worker barty × ace evan

Barty sees Evan in a club and just KNOWS he has to have a piece of that

So he does what he always does and tried to seduce Evan but nothing WORKS

And Evan just sits there, mildly amused and thinking how pretty barty was

Finally after months of flirting barty starts to fall in love because Evan isn't like the others. He doesn'teye him up and down, doesn't talk about his body like an object like so many other men, do finally he asks evan out

Evans says yes ofc and the rest is history

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trans ftm regulus would tell james he was cramping and james would yell at his tummy to leave t love of his life alone.

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James didn't know Regulus was trans and heard him talking to himself about how he needs to do his T-shot.

James, of course, misunderstood this and decided he'd help by bringing Regulus a shot glass of his favourite tea.

Regulus did the tea shot before pulling out his needles to do his testosterone shot.

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You can't imagine the amout of times a day I think about James Potter's tits.

Like, in my mind he has the biggest fucking pecs ever, soft and squishy when they're not flexed, they bounce when he jumps, if he's wearing tight clothes you can fucking see the muscle there, and he has a belly pouch to match. Hair covering his chest and a happy trail worth licking.

(horny hours so I'm thirsting over a fictional man)

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“You don’t love me,” Regulus says, eyes sharp like glass, like he’s daring James to lie. “You love the idea of me. The tragedy. The fucked-up Slytherin who crawled his way back out of hell.”

“I don’t—”

“You want to be my redemption arc.”

“Fuck you, Regulus.”

“You already did.”

The door slams behind him before James can speak again.

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I completely forgot about this one.

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Black family HC

All the children of the black family have nick names that only they and maybe a select few can use and they all end in the “y” sound e.g.

Bellatrix-Belly (only Andy could call her that but when she went to hogwarts people teased her about it so she banned it (i will go into more detail if you want just comment) or Trixy.

Andromeda-Andy.

Narcissa-Cissy.

Sirius-Siri.

Regulus-Reggie.

All of their Black family were fluent in multiple languages ,but the children of the blacks were fluent in many others then the rest of family so they could talk with out their parents knowing they all know sign language and Morse code.

Narcissa was rumoured to be an affair baby but she actually just inherited the pale Rosier blonde hair, her mother was totally having an affair but not with some one that’s hair was almost white so in spite she her mother gave her a middle name that started with an “e” making her Initals N.E.B short for Nebula, which is a giant cloud in space kinda making a loop whole for to go against the Black family.

They all have a one year age gap between the person born before them and after them.

Bellatrix may be the oldest but andromeda was the most mature/the mum of the group due to Bellatrix struggle with all her undiagnosed mental health and in later years drug abuse

Bellatrix and Abdromeda were both supposed marry the Lestrange Twins Rabastan and Rodolphus they have had this marriage plan since they were all like children but then at the end of their sixth year Andromeda got pregnant with Ted child and had to run away and stay with him.

All of them learnt an classical instrument to play at big galas (Regulus and Sirius were learnt sing so they could do solos and sing back up for Narcissa)

Bellatrix= cello

Andromeda= acoustic guitar

Narcissa= Harp and vocals

Sirius= grand piano and vocals

Regulus violin and vocals

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I know a lot of people are a big fan of wlw and mlm for this ship, but hear me out:

Tumblr and Ao3 would absolutely be nonbinary. You cannot tell me these particular anthropomorphized websites would be interested in gender. At all.

These two are absolutely enbyfriends.

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James, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Sirius, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Remus: what the fuck are you guys doing?

James: playing systemic oppression

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Sexuality/gender headcanons I enjoy for hp characters (marauders edition)

(please note I use modern day terminology here, these characters who lived in the 70s would NOT be using these words to describe themselves!)

James: pansexual, no gender preference, I like the idea of him being a trans man but ultimately I see him as cis

Remus: bisexual with a slight (barely there) preference for men, I can see him cis, or trans (man or woman) and don’t really have one gender Headcanon I like more than others

Sirius: gay or bisexual, I personally see him as gay, I can get behind any gender hc for Sirius, cis, trans, nb, but my favorite is trans woman Sirius, I can totally see in a modern AU nb Sirius using it/its pronouns

Peter: straight or bi, I think if he’s bi he has a strong preference for either men or women, I see him as cis but could definitely get behind trans man Peter

Lily: pansexual 1000%, no gender preference, I see her as cis but not particularly caring about things like pronouns and presentation

Mary: I can see her as straight, bi/pan, or lesbian tbh, can also see her as cis, nb or trans but my favorite hc for her is nb lesbian (they/she pronouns)

Marlene: bi or lesbian tho I see her as a lesbian, I also see her as cis personally